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Song Parodies -> "Heave (get lost)"
Original Song Title:
"Leave (get out)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
JoJo
Parody Song Title:
"Heave (get lost)"
Parody Written by:
Helen
The Lyrics
This is written dedicated to a very strange girl who is obsessed with JoJo, who is tres annoying and should leave (get out) right now.
"Leave (Get Out)"
I've been sitting all day flicking through TV
So won't cha get your crappy bum off MTV?
And tell me how I'm gonna watch your gayness and survive
Hope you know that when it's late at night
im listnin' to Kiss and you're song is shite
And think of how you are so very Gay
(I never thought that anyone)
Could make me feel this way
(Now that you're head is fat girl all I want)
Is just a chance to say
[Chorus]
Get Out, (leave) right now,
It's the end of your crappy songs
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to get lost
'Cause I know your gay (who) and I wonder (why) how I bought all the singles
your thirteen and your songs are shite singing your song should be a crime (be a crime)
Tell me why you're looking so confused
When you're the one who is a poof
How could you ever be so shallow
when you're only thirteen
must have gone and bumped your head
Because you think it's such a big deal
(So now after all is said and done)
you and your broken heart should get real
(To think that you could be the one)
Well you're X boyfriend must be Gay
[Chorus]
Get Out, (leave) right now,
It's the end of your crappy songs
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to get lost
'Cause I know your gay (who) and I wonder (why) how I bought all the singles
your thirteen and your songs are shite singing your song should be a crime (be a crime)
I wanted you to go away cos I have no choice if I don't wanna chuck ma Tv out of the window.
Because my ears are breakin'
With every word you're sayin'
I chucked up everything I ate
Because of you're ugly face
But I think I might die
if you don't F*** off
Nooooo-ooooo-ooooow!
Ooooh, ooooh
Get out
[Chorus x2]
Get Out, (leave) right now,
It's the end of your crappy songs
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to get lost
'Cause I know your gay (who) and I wonder (why) how I bought all the singles
your thirteen and your songs are shite singing your song should be a crime (be a crime)
Get Out, (leave) right now,
It's the end of your crappy songs
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to get lost
'Cause I know your gay (who) and I wonder (why) how I bought all the singles
your thirteen and your songs are shite singing your song should be a crime (be a crime)
Get out (leave)
get off the TV
it's to gay (too late)
You ohh
Bout your move why
your thirteen and your songs are shite (shite)
singing your song should be a crime (be a crime)
Ohhhh oh oh oh hoh oh
I've been sitting all day flicking through TV
So won't cha get your crappy bum off MTV?
And tell me how I'm gonna watch your gayness and survive
Hope you know that when it's late at night
im listnin' to Kiss and you're song is shite
And think of how you are so very Gay
(I never thought that anyone)
Could make me feel this way
(Now that you're head is fat girl all I want)
Is just a chance to say
[Chorus]
Get Out, (leave) right now,
It's the end of your crappy songs
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to get lost
'Cause I know your gay (who) and I wonder (why) how I bought all the singles
your thirteen and your songs are shite singing your song should be a crime (be a crime)
Tell me why you're looking so confused
When you're the one who is a poof
How could you ever be so shallow
when you're only thirteen
must have gone and bumped your head
Because you think it's such a big deal
(So now after all is said and done)
you and your broken heart should get real
(To think that you could be the one)
Well you're X boyfriend must be Gay
[Chorus]
Get Out, (leave) right now,
It's the end of your crappy songs
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to get lost
'Cause I know your gay (who) and I wonder (why) how I bought all the singles
your thirteen and your songs are shite singing your song should be a crime (be a crime)
I wanted you to go away cos I have no choice if I don't wanna chuck ma Tv out of the window.
Because my ears are breakin'
With every word you're sayin'
I chucked up everything I ate
Because of you're ugly face
But I think I might die
if you don't F*** off
Nooooo-ooooo-ooooow!
Ooooh, ooooh
Get out
[Chorus x2]
Get Out, (leave) right now,
It's the end of your crappy songs
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to get lost
'Cause I know your gay (who) and I wonder (why) how I bought all the singles
your thirteen and your songs are shite singing your song should be a crime (be a crime)
Get Out, (leave) right now,
It's the end of your crappy songs
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to get lost
'Cause I know your gay (who) and I wonder (why) how I bought all the singles
your thirteen and your songs are shite singing your song should be a crime (be a crime)
Get out (leave)
get off the TV
it's to gay (too late)
You ohh
Bout your move why
your thirteen and your songs are shite (shite)
singing your song should be a crime (be a crime)
Ohhhh oh oh oh hoh oh
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One thing is making fun of an artist by talking about stuff they did. Another is making fun of them by being jealous. So please don't do that. Besides, it's very rare to see a thirteen year old have that much success these days.
No, it's more of a joke that a 13 year old has this much success. They should have a rule that you can't release a record until you're 18. She's too young to even realize what she's doing. She'll become a train-wreck before you know it.
pro modified, jojo is already a train wreak! and i agree she is 2 young 2 realise wat shes doing, but i dont agree with the 18 rule. I reakon it shud b 15.
It is one thing to make fun of the song but to go and say shit about the artist is just plain messed up. I don't think she is too young. I think she has the talent and potential to go very far in the music world.
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