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Song Parodies -> "(Teacher's) Pet Now"
Original Song Title:
"(Leave) Get Out"
(MP3)Original Performer:
JoJo
Parody Song Title:
"(Teacher's) Pet Now"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
When teacher/student relationships go beyond 'polishing his apple.'
"I've been grading your year report." You say.
And you show me I got a mark of D.
"Unless somehow we resolve it together.
Someway."
"Hop along now for a date tonight.
It's cold out so bundle up tight.
I think you should come dressed in your leathers."
I never thought that soda-wine,
Could make me reel this way.
Powder and beer? Drink all I want?
I've lost my pants now... heyyy, waiiit!
Pet now? (eek!) I scowl.
Teacher's pet to new extremes.
My low grades (foul!) I guess they say:
"Hey dude, this one's dumb." So you used,
A powder. (oops!) I went under. (bye!)
Then you told all the guys.
You said that you would grade me high,
But I did not want "rates a 9". (rates a 9!)
Tell me how 'a talk' means 'groping boobs'.
Guess I'm the one who had homework to do....
How could you be forty years ollld?
I know you went and marked up all my tests.
And got paid overtime to grade my breasts.
A 'pop quiz' that I could have done without!
I'm polishing balls for detention.
Babe I'm just an underage sluuut...
Practical class: contraception...
And my oral work got an A!!!
Pet now? (eek!) I howl.
Teacher's pet to new extremes.
For full A's, (how?) I just lay,
As you ext-en-ded the lesson.
I ask "Sir, (move!) is this hummer, (yikes!)
In music syllabi?"
You said that you'd increase my 5.
Added 18 and timesed three times!
I spent all my nights in your class.
Biology's a pain in the ass.
But now my scores are fake and...
All of the nerds are raging.
Oy, my grades won't ever make me glad.
That 'perfect score' just can't be had.
Am I a loser? My
Pitiful score: nine-ty... niiine.
Pet now!
Pet now? (eek!) I scowl.
Teacher's pet to new extremes.
My low grades (foul!) I guess they say:
"Hey dude, this one's dumb." So you used,
A powder. (oops!) I went under. (bye!)
Then you told all the guys.
You said that you would grade me high,
But I did not want "rates a 9". (rates a 9!)
Pet now? (eek!) I howl.
Teacher's pet to new extremes.
For full A's, (how?) I just lay,
As you ext-en-ded the lesson.
I ask "Sir, (move!) is this hummer, (yikes!)
In music syllabi?"
You said that you'd increase my 5.
Added 18 and timesed three times!
...Pet now? (eek)
...New extremes.
...For full A's.
...A powder. (oops!) (yikes!)
My grades improved in three long nights
But I was just a ninety nine.
And you show me I got a mark of D.
"Unless somehow we resolve it together.
Someway."
"Hop along now for a date tonight.
It's cold out so bundle up tight.
I think you should come dressed in your leathers."
I never thought that soda-wine,
Could make me reel this way.
Powder and beer? Drink all I want?
I've lost my pants now... heyyy, waiiit!
Pet now? (eek!) I scowl.
Teacher's pet to new extremes.
My low grades (foul!) I guess they say:
"Hey dude, this one's dumb." So you used,
A powder. (oops!) I went under. (bye!)
Then you told all the guys.
You said that you would grade me high,
But I did not want "rates a 9". (rates a 9!)
Tell me how 'a talk' means 'groping boobs'.
Guess I'm the one who had homework to do....
How could you be forty years ollld?
I know you went and marked up all my tests.
And got paid overtime to grade my breasts.
A 'pop quiz' that I could have done without!
I'm polishing balls for detention.
Babe I'm just an underage sluuut...
Practical class: contraception...
And my oral work got an A!!!
Pet now? (eek!) I howl.
Teacher's pet to new extremes.
For full A's, (how?) I just lay,
As you ext-en-ded the lesson.
I ask "Sir, (move!) is this hummer, (yikes!)
In music syllabi?"
You said that you'd increase my 5.
Added 18 and timesed three times!
I spent all my nights in your class.
Biology's a pain in the ass.
But now my scores are fake and...
All of the nerds are raging.
Oy, my grades won't ever make me glad.
That 'perfect score' just can't be had.
Am I a loser? My
Pitiful score: nine-ty... niiine.
Pet now!
Pet now? (eek!) I scowl.
Teacher's pet to new extremes.
My low grades (foul!) I guess they say:
"Hey dude, this one's dumb." So you used,
A powder. (oops!) I went under. (bye!)
Then you told all the guys.
You said that you would grade me high,
But I did not want "rates a 9". (rates a 9!)
Pet now? (eek!) I howl.
Teacher's pet to new extremes.
For full A's, (how?) I just lay,
As you ext-en-ded the lesson.
I ask "Sir, (move!) is this hummer, (yikes!)
In music syllabi?"
You said that you'd increase my 5.
Added 18 and timesed three times!
...Pet now? (eek)
...New extremes.
...For full A's.
...A powder. (oops!) (yikes!)
My grades improved in three long nights
But I was just a ninety nine.
Teacher: "Your daughter was really sweating over her grades these last few days, but we managed to flesh it out. I was in and out to see how she was improving and I must say she redefines 'ahead', really sinking her teeth into anything hard I gave her and swallowing it all."
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Why, you naughty, naughty boy...no more polished apples for you. 5's.
You couldn't resist coming back, could you? One mention of forty year old teachers and you're all over the site! ;)
I'll make do with a cherry, then.
I'll make do with a cherry, then.
This was pretty funny it was really good I thouht it was one of the funnies things so far for JoJo at least JOJO SUCKS!
yes i agree jojo sucks
COOL!!!!!!!
Thanks all. Keep a-coming, you pro/anti-Jojoians!
Very good
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