"Wawah, wawah!"

"I am just one big mess.
I never try my best,
I complain and I whine.
sometimes, I'm useless and don't make a sale.
I say 'd'oh' and I just fail,
'cause I don't even try. Eh!"

"I work at Royal Farms, where I'm hardly available.
all my peers say I'm dispensable."

"I'm not even going through the motions,
and not going the extra mile,
but I can't stop my boss from sayin'
'I should, I should'
I shouldn't have to go on so many breaks to the "bathroom",
I should do anything he tells me too,
or else no more break room.
I should, I should, I should, I should, I should!"

"Wawah, wawah waaaah!"

"I am probably going to get fired,
I might as well retire,
and quit hangin' on. Bleh!
Now, I feel worked to death,
and I probably should quit!
Nine to five is just too long!!! Eh!"

"My boss is bordering on pathological,
it's gonna cause a problem that's psychological!"

"I'm not even going through the motions,
and not going the extra mile,
but I can't stop my boss from sayin'
'I should, I should'
I shouldn't have to go on so many breaks to the "bathroom",
I should do anything he tells me too,
or else no more break room.
I should, I should, I should, I should, I should! Waaaah!"

"Baby, I now live on a farm, where I set the principle.
all my peers see me as irreplaceable."

"I'm not anywhere near the ocean,
there's nothing around me for miles,
just butter that needs churnin',
I should, I should,
I should listen to the cows moo,
I should not have any work to do,
how come can't I just lay around my bedroom?
I should, I should, I should, I should, I should!"

"Yeeehaww yeeehaw, yeehaaaaaaaaaaw!

"I should!"

"Yeeehaw yeeehaw, Yippity Yo!"