-> "When You Hit Me in the Eye"
Original Song Title:
"When You Look Me in the Eye"
Parody Song Title:
"When You Hit Me in the Eye"
Parody Written by:
Fangs
The Lyrics
Oh great, my hearts still beating,
I could still crawl home.
I've been avoiding that someone.
If they find me I'll get pwned.
Dreams can't take place when my head is split in two.
Theres gotta be a million reason I could sue.
When you hit me in the eye,
I get a bad concussion.
Nothing is alright.
Don't right hook me in the sides.
When you hit me in the eye,
I think I saw heaven.
I don't think its wise.
When you hit me in the eye.
How long will I be waiting,
Till the ambulance comes again.
Gonna tell me that I'm dying.
Can you tell me something new?
I can't take a day without breaking something too.
You're that black hole that makes my light disappear.
When you hit me in the eye,
I get a bad concussion.
Nothing is alright.
Don't right hook me in the sides.
When you hit me in the eye,
I think I saw heaven.
I don't think its wise.
When you hit me in the eye.
More and more I start to realize.
I can't reach my tomorrow.
How can I hold my head high.
When my head is split wide.
When you hit me in the eye.
Please tell me that you'll spare me.
At least something is alright.
Don't hit me with all your might.
I don't wanna die.
I'll be gone forever.
So I gotta let you know.
Your table isn't real oak.
Cause when you hit me in the eye,
I get a bad concussion.
Nothing is alright.
When you hit me in the eye,
I think I saw heaven.
I don't think its wise.
When you hit me in the eye.
Owwww.
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