-> "Puke Me An Ocean"
Original Song Title:
"Cry Me A River"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Puke Me An Ocean"
Parody Written by:
Kitty
The Lyrics
You ate the sun.
You ate the earth.
You even ate all the things I gave you, girl, no
You even ate Lance
And ate all my plants
And making my career crash down, no
You should not have eaten, all you have eaten
I know you shouldn't, I'll get the doctor!
Now there's just no chance, for you to live, there'll never be
That doesn't make me real sad, though
You told me you loved me
You tried to eat me, all along
Now you tell me you'll leave me
And not eat me, for supper
Girl, I refuse, and you lose
And eat some other guy
Your casserole burned, and now it's your turn
To die, puke me an ocean
puke me an ocean
puke me an ocean
puke me an ocean, yeah, yeah
You know that I say
That some things are better left uneaten
It wasn't like you only talked to Lance, you know it
(Don't act like you don't know it)
All of these people keep on lookin'
And messin' up my hair
(messin up my hair)
You should've picked lasagna
Then you may not have blown chunks
(yeah)
You should not have eaten, all you have eaten
I know you shouldn't, I'll get the doctor!
Now there's just no chance, for you to live, there'll never be
That doesn't make me real sad, though
You told me you loved me
You tried to eat me, all along
Now you tell me you'll leave me
And not eat me, for supper
Girl, I refuse, and you lose
And eat some other guy
Your casserole burned, and now it's your turn
To die, puke me an ocean
puke me an ocean
puke me an ocean
puke me an ocean, yeah, yeah
Doctor: Oh
(oh)
The damage is done
So I guess I'll be leaving
Oh
(oh)
The damage is done
So I guess I'll be leaving
Oh
(oh)
The damage is done
So I guess I'll be lalalala leaving
You should not have eaten, all you have eaten
(all you've eaten)
I know you shouldn't, I'll get the doctor!
(I know you shouldn't, oh)
Now there's just no chance, for you to live, there'll never be
(no chance, you to live)
That doesn't make me real sad, though
Puke me an ocean
(go on and just)
Puke me an ocean
(baby just go on and just)
Puke me an ocean
(you can go on and just)
Puke me an ocean yeah yeah
Puke me an ocean
(baby go on and just)
Puke me an ocean
(go on and just)
Puke me an ocean
(cause I've already puked)
Puke me an ocean yeah yeah
Puke me an ocean
Puke me an ocean, oh
Puke me an ocean, oh
Puke me an ocean, oh
Puke me an ocean, oh
(Puke me, puke me)
Puke me an ocean, oh
(Puke me, puke me)
Puke me an ocean, oh
(Puke me, puke me)
Puke me an ocean
(Puke me, puke me)
Puke me an ocean, oh
(Puke me, puke me)
Puke me an ocean, oh
(Puke me, puke me)
Puke me an ocean, oh
(Puke me, puke me)
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