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Song Parodies -> "Buy Me A Liver"
Original Song Title:
"Cry Me A River"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Justin Timberlake
Parody Song Title:
"Buy Me A Liver"
Parody Written by:
Brycedaman
The Lyrics
You are my son
i was there for your birth
But I bet you didn't know all the ways I wanted to mug you
No
So you took a chance
And made other plans
But I bet you didn't think that i would come falling down the stairs
No
You don't have to say what i did
I already know
I also broke a limb
Now in my bedpan i have to pee
excuse me
and Don't it make you mad about it?
You told me you loved me
Why did you leave me with broken bones?
Now you tell them to feed me
When you call them, on the phone
son, I refuse, i just got abused, by the stairs
With some other liver
i hope they'll deliver
and soon before i passout
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Yeah, yeah
You know that they say some things are better left on the bed
But it wasn't like i only missed the pan to piss you off
And you smell it
(Don't act like you don't smell it)
All of these times people told me
to quit messin' in my bed
You should have picked a bedset complete
Then i might not stain all my sheets
Yeah
You wont even pay
(Don't have to pay)
damn you kid
(worthless kid)
I already know
(I already know)
I found out from them
Now i got no pants
(No pants)
for you to take
(You to take)
You're such a punk
And to think of all that money that i sunk
You don't have to say what i did
I already know
I also broke a limb
Now in my bedpan i have to pee
excuse me
and Don't it make you mad about it?
You told me you loved me
Why did you leave me with broken bones?
Now you tell them to feed me
When you call them, on the phone
son, I refuse, i just got abused, by the stairs
With some other liver
i hope they'll deliver
and soon before i passout
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Yeah, yeah
Oh (Oh)
The swellng is down so i guess i'll be leavin'
Oh (Oh)
The swellng is down so i guess i'll be leavin'
Oh (Oh)
The swellng is down so i guess i'll be leavin'
Oh (Oh)
The swellng is down so i guess i'll be leavin'
You wont even pay (Don't have to pay)
damn you kid (worthless kid)
I already know (I already know)
I found out from them (Uh)
Now ive got no pants(No pants)
For you to take (You to take)
You're such a punk
and to think of all the money that i sunk..
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Yeah, yeah
i was there for your birth
But I bet you didn't know all the ways I wanted to mug you
No
So you took a chance
And made other plans
But I bet you didn't think that i would come falling down the stairs
No
You don't have to say what i did
I already know
I also broke a limb
Now in my bedpan i have to pee
excuse me
and Don't it make you mad about it?
You told me you loved me
Why did you leave me with broken bones?
Now you tell them to feed me
When you call them, on the phone
son, I refuse, i just got abused, by the stairs
With some other liver
i hope they'll deliver
and soon before i passout
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Yeah, yeah
You know that they say some things are better left on the bed
But it wasn't like i only missed the pan to piss you off
And you smell it
(Don't act like you don't smell it)
All of these times people told me
to quit messin' in my bed
You should have picked a bedset complete
Then i might not stain all my sheets
Yeah
You wont even pay
(Don't have to pay)
damn you kid
(worthless kid)
I already know
(I already know)
I found out from them
Now i got no pants
(No pants)
for you to take
(You to take)
You're such a punk
And to think of all that money that i sunk
You don't have to say what i did
I already know
I also broke a limb
Now in my bedpan i have to pee
excuse me
and Don't it make you mad about it?
You told me you loved me
Why did you leave me with broken bones?
Now you tell them to feed me
When you call them, on the phone
son, I refuse, i just got abused, by the stairs
With some other liver
i hope they'll deliver
and soon before i passout
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Yeah, yeah
Oh (Oh)
The swellng is down so i guess i'll be leavin'
Oh (Oh)
The swellng is down so i guess i'll be leavin'
Oh (Oh)
The swellng is down so i guess i'll be leavin'
Oh (Oh)
The swellng is down so i guess i'll be leavin'
You wont even pay (Don't have to pay)
damn you kid (worthless kid)
I already know (I already know)
I found out from them (Uh)
Now ive got no pants(No pants)
For you to take (You to take)
You're such a punk
and to think of all the money that i sunk..
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Buy me a liver
Yeah, yeah
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That was...interesting. Not the worst I've ever seen, but bad non-the-less.
This was really funy, the original is very dull and Justin is just generally going on my nerves. Would be a good laugh to hear him sing these lyrics. Wouldn't make me feel sorry for him one second.
You should hear Joe Cocker sing it!
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