Ladies and gentlemen
It's my pleasure to introduce to you
He's a friend of mine

Yes, yes I am


And he goes by the name...
Walrus
Wowoowoooo

All the way
from The atlantic ocean
And he's got somethin' special for y'all tonight
He's gonna sing a song for y'all
About this fish

Come in right here?


Yea, come on

On that sunny day
Didn't know I'd meet
Such a beautiful fish
swimming in the sea
Seen those bright shiny scales
With gills coming down
he deserves a crown
But where is my fork
Mamma listen

fishy fishy, I feel for you
You taste so good and im gna eat u
with chips i love ya, vinegar does no harm
and the best fish and chips love
if you come lay on my...

swimming fast down that stream
Fish won't you slow it down
If we carry on this way
my feet might leave the ground
How would you like to try?
mayo to make it right
But you still deserve a crown
has my fork been found?
Mamma listen

fishy fishy, I feel for you
You taste so good, and i wna eat u
with chips i love ya, vinegar does no harm
and the best fish and chips love
If you come lay on my...

pla, pla, plate...
(Won't you lay in my)
pla, pla, plate...
(Mama lay in my)
pla, pla, plate...
(Baby won't you lay in my)
pla, pla, plate...

When I look into your eyes
I see something that money can buy
And I know if you give chips a try
I'll take u for a whirl
and in batter u will fry

fishy, fishy, I feel for you
You taste so good and i wna eat u
with chips i love ya, vinegar does no harm
and the best fish and chips love
If you come lay on my...

pla, pla, plate...
(Whoa)
pla, pla, plate...
(My baby)
pla, pla, plate...
(Oooh, yea)
pla, pla, plate...

When I look into your eyes
I see something that money can buy
And I know if you give chips a try
I'll take u for a whirl
and in batter u will fry

Now listen
I wanna try some right now
See they don't do this anymore
I'ma sing something
And I want the fish to sing with me
They go
"blu blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub"
And then the walrus go
"ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow"

fish sing
"blu blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub"
And walrus
"ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow"
tastes good don't it, come on
"blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub"
Yea, walrus
"ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow"
Show the chips to me

Sing it one more time
"blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub"
Walrus
"ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow"
Yea, yea..
"blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub"
walrus
"ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow"

fish and chip shops closing
ill see u in the morning
[laughs]
thats it!