I was once black
Now I'm just wack
Cuz I wasn't content with what I had (no)
So I took a chance
And made other plans
Bet you didn't think that I'd start molesting little boys

You don't have to say what you did
We don't wanna know
They're just little kids
Now there's just no chance
For your carreer
There never was
And don't it make you laugh about it

You should've pled guilty
And left all those, little boys alone
Now you tell us your sorry
Callin' your friends from a prison phone
Sayin:"It wasn't me, you must have me confused
With some other guy"
I swear I'm not gay
Just a little confused
And possibly bi

Contact my lawyer
Contact my lawyer
Contact my lawyer yea-yeaaa

Now all the kids I know
Are really scared of me
When I walk around they act like I'm diseased
(I probably am)
All of these things people told me
Keep messin with my head
like "Michael, why did you do it,
Should have used your hand instead."

You don't have to say what you did
We don't wanna know
They're just little kids
Now there's just no chance
For your carreer
There never was
Don't it make you laugh about it

You should have pled guilty
And left all those, little boys alone
Now you tell us your sorry
Callin' your friends from a prison phone
Sayin: "It wasn't me, you must have me confused
With some other guy."
You had your fun, now it's your turn
To fry

Contact my lawyer
(Go on and just)
Contact my lawyer
(Go on and just)
Contact my lawyer
(Go on and just)
Contact my lawyer