I was so cold,
My skin was so blue,
And i bet you didnt know i was freezing my buns off, no,
So i had an idea,
in my head it was clear,
i needed a coat of fur to keep me warm, yeah!
I just got to go,
and get my gun,
it's as good as done,
now all i need is!
To find myself a puny animal,
that i can kill,
'Cause i think that i will die without it,
All the people say,
That Canada,
Has one major flaw,
"It's freezing cold, duh!"
I should have considered,
That little thing, before i came,
But i know what i can do aout it!
So, kill me a beaver!
I can go on and just ,
Kill me a beaver,
I can go on and just,
kill me a beaver!
yeah!
You know that they say that some things are better left unsaid,
Well i'm glad that they say that
Because my mouth is so frozen,
My gosh! it is so frozen!
So it's not like i can talk anyway,
i should have picked Florida,
Maybe then i'd be able to feel my toes
CHORUS
Oh, the damage ain't done yet,i know i'll keep living!