Verse 1:
You had my trust
Now it is dust
I just didn't know how bad you'd fade me
No
I missed my chance
I should have ran
But now my hair is all falling out
OH!

Chorus:
Take some off the side
But leave the rest
I got to impress
This girl named
KIM
Now there is no chance
That Kim and me
Will ever be
And now they just laugh about it
They're rolling in stitches
Breaking their britches
All the time
They're pointing and clapping
Kicking and laughing
What a crime
Man I refuse
To pay for this hairdo
You've wasted my time
It's just not fair
How you cut my hair
This time
Gave me a hairdo (repeat 4x)
OH no!

Verse 2:
I know that they say
That some things
Are better left unsaid
But it doesn't matter
When they're laughing at my fresh cut
Don't act like you don't know it
All those thing people throwing
Keep sticking to my head
I should have picked cornrows
But I could not think of it
EH!

Chorus:
Take some off the side
But leave the rest
I got to impress
This girl named
KIM
Now there is no chance
That Kim and me
Will ever be
And now they just laugh about it
They're rolling in stitches
Breaking their britches
All the time
They're pointing and clapping
Kicking and laughing
What a crime
Man I refuse
To pay for this hairdo
You've wasted my time
It's just not fair
How you cut my hair
This time
Gave me a hairdo (repeat 4x)
OH no!

Bridge:
O, the scalping is done
So will you be paying?

Chorus:
Take some off the side
But leave the rest
I got to impress
This girl named
KIM
Now there is no chance
That Kim and me
Will ever be
And now they just laugh about it
Gave me a hairdo
Why me (at end)