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Song Parodies -> "Shatner Back"
Original Song Title:
"Sexy Back"
Original Performer:
Justin Timberlake
Parody Song Title:
"Shatner Back"
Parody Written by:
James Warren
The Lyrics
I'm bringin Shatner back
Today's TV stars don't know how to act
He hasn't lost it he's still got the knack
It doesn't matter that he's gotten fat
(Captain to the bridge)
What a guy
And with the ladies he is never shy
And Mr. Scotty beams him out the sky
You know the new red shirt is gonna die
(Take us into warp)
C'mon Kirk
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Come to the bridge
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Phasers on lock
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Mr Spock
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Go and sit in Captain's chair
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Look at that hair
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
You waer a toupee
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
That's OK
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Just Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
I'm bringin Shatner back
Captain Picard looks like a balding rat
You think Jean Luc's better you're smokin crack
Cause Kirk would lay him out and that's a fact
(Captain to the bridge)
Fire at William Shatner's acting gives us such a thrill
And Bones is there in case it makes us ill
Dramatic Pauses placed with total skill
(Take us into warp)
C'mon Kirk
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Come to the bridge
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Phasers on lock
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Mr Spock
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Go and sit in Captain's chair
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Look at that hair
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
You waer a toupee
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
That's OK
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Just Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
I'm bringin Shatner back
Bad guys beware or he'll lay down the smack
That green skinned alien chick's got quite a rack
It's time for James T. to put on the mack
(Take us into warp)
C'mon Kirk
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Come to the bridge
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Phasers on lock
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Mr Spock
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Go and sit in Captain's chair
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Look at that hair
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
You waer a toupee
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
That's OK
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Just Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
Today's TV stars don't know how to act
He hasn't lost it he's still got the knack
It doesn't matter that he's gotten fat
(Captain to the bridge)
What a guy
And with the ladies he is never shy
And Mr. Scotty beams him out the sky
You know the new red shirt is gonna die
(Take us into warp)
C'mon Kirk
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Come to the bridge
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Phasers on lock
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Mr Spock
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Go and sit in Captain's chair
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Look at that hair
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
You waer a toupee
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
That's OK
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Just Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
I'm bringin Shatner back
Captain Picard looks like a balding rat
You think Jean Luc's better you're smokin crack
Cause Kirk would lay him out and that's a fact
(Captain to the bridge)
Fire at William Shatner's acting gives us such a thrill
And Bones is there in case it makes us ill
Dramatic Pauses placed with total skill
(Take us into warp)
C'mon Kirk
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Come to the bridge
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Phasers on lock
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Mr Spock
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Go and sit in Captain's chair
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Look at that hair
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
You waer a toupee
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
That's OK
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Just Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
I'm bringin Shatner back
Bad guys beware or he'll lay down the smack
That green skinned alien chick's got quite a rack
It's time for James T. to put on the mack
(Take us into warp)
C'mon Kirk
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Come to the bridge
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Phasers on lock
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Mr Spock
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Go and sit in Captain's chair
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Look at that hair
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
You waer a toupee
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
That's OK
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Just Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
(Dramatic Pause when ya)
Get your Shatner on
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Don't know the OS but very funny.... 5 liters of Romulan ale to you!
Same here, 5-5-5
Nice parody, Mister, but what about Christina Aguilera, you know, the girl who's trying hard to be me? 555 - Shirley = )
LOL!
The best parody i ever heard... i was wondering if u would mind if put this in a play im writing with a couple of friends... the credit would be all yours, of course but if u have any objection mail me to jeditallica316@yahoo.com .... congratulations and keep up the good work
I wish people would stop giving out their email addresses publicly, especially on a comment thread. That encourages more spam.
By teh way I voted 5,5,5 on this.
By teh way I voted 5,5,5 on this.
Lol probably the funniest parody of this song ive seen. Some moments of genius (the chorus) but the second bridge doesnt fit in. 5-5-5 definitely though.
That was inspired! - ROTFLMAO
Is there any place where this song exists any more? Seems I recall Shatner had it pulled completely, is that correct? I sure wish I could get a download at least.
Shatner's never coming back but Jean Luc Picard is on CBS as a new Trek offering just as Disney is starting a Star Wars tv show!
Is there any place, no matter how obscure, where we can get this video? I'm only sorry I didn't download it when I had the chance. I thought, like most people I'm sure, it would be on youtube, or some similar service, at least for five years.
I found this--I CANNOT vouch for what the lyrics are, because I can't listen at work. FYI, most parody lyrics posted by Amiright authors do not have an accompanying video. https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/shatners-back/800269/ I am voting 555 for James Warren--"to the bridge!"-- even though he probably doesn't even visit here anymore.
Here's the video hosted by Ebaums World: https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/video/527192/800269.flv Plays fine in VLC
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