[Verse 1]
I’m bringing stinky back
Them other boys know I don’t take baths
You know I’m dirty because I smell like crap
Girl I’m a pig and that’s a fact

Take 'em to the bridge

[Bridge]
Dirty Me
I fight the Shower.
come in my pigsty home
I’ll let you wipe me just because I won’t
It’s just that soap is my eternal foe

Take 'em to the chorus

[Chorus]
Look like dirt
Go ahead, you can’t wash me
Yes I’m a slob
Go ahead, you can’t wash me
Smell like pee
Go ahead, you can’t wash me
Mud on me
Go ahead, you can’t wash me
Get away with that wet wash rag
Go ahead, you can’t wash me
I’m dirty hag
Go ahead, you can’t wash me
Crap makes me smile
Go ahead, you can’t wash me
Skid mark’s a mile
Go ahead, you can’t wash me
I got my stinky on
Go ahead, you can’t wash me

Get my stinky on
Go ahead, you can’t clean me
[Repeat 6 times]

Got my stinky on

[Verse 2]
I’m bringing stinky back
Them other suckers know I don’t take baths
Come sniff my armpit because it smells like crap
Because you know that I roll in the grass

Take 'em to the bridge

[Bridge]