-> "Call Up The Dealer"
Original Song Title:
"Cry Me A River"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Call Up The Dealer"
Parody Written by:
dr hydro
The Lyrics
it needs the sun
to grow from the earth
but u didnt know all the i grew it (nnoooo)
so u took a chance, grew your own plants
but i bet u didnt think the cops would come raiding you(nnooo)
i dont have to say wat i smoke
u already know i passed out wit him
now theres no more hash, for u and me
and no more weed
and i know u crave about it
packed me a big cone
i had a big sesh, a 9 0
now u tell me u need weed
when ur hangin for a cone
bitch i refuse coz i feel stoned
coz im so high
my big cones got burned
now is the time to buy
CHORUS
call up the dealer
call up the dealer
call up the dealer
call up the dealer
yay yay
i know that they say these plants are better left unsmoked
but it isnt like they dont smoke that good shit and i know it
dont act like u dont smoke it!!!
all of these drugs i keep taking
keep messing up my head
should have smoked properly
then i may not have passed out
i dont have to say wat i smoke
u already know i passed out wit him
now theres no more hash, for u and me
and no more weed
and i know u crave about it
packed me a big cone
i had a big sesh, a 9 0
now u tell me u need weed
when ur hangin for a cone
bitch i refuse coz i feel stoned
coz im so high
my big cones got burned
now is the time to buy
CHORUS x 1
noo
the hash is all gone so i guess ill be leavin
noo
the hash is all gone so i guess ill be leavin
noo
the hash is all gone so i guess ill be leavin
noo
the hash is all gone so i guess ill be leavin
i dont have to say wat i smoke
u already know i passed out wit him
now theres no more hash, for u and me
and no more weed
and i know u crave about it
CHORUS TILL FINISH.
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