Hi my name is Rob, and I worked at my job
I made [NZ$] a day
I used to be the man in my chosen job
Until I started to lose my pay

It all goes back to when I broke my sore back
Pawning all that I have in my life
And now I got a problem with that Wallabies’ stocks
[He’s Australian, so naturally, he’ll back any team Australians are involved in, but he never gets his timing right]
See, I had to leave my wife

And it is breaking me down
Watching my financial meltdown
While my team dots down [They finally scores tries and wins, but he is so badly in debt, he can’t even win his way back if the teams allow him.]
Can you please lend me cash there?

It is breaking me down
No more cash around
While my team dots down
Can you please lend me cash there?

Can anybody out there help me?
Cause I can’t seem to help myself
Can anybody out there spare me?
Cause I can’t seem to spare myself
There’s gotta be an answer somewhere
Why my habit is so unwell
Can anybody out there heal me?
Cause I can’t seem to heal myself?

Since I lost my pay
Keep losing my pay
I’m losing my way
Can you help me find a way [to win back my cash]?

I lost my pay
Keep losing my pay
I’m losing my way
Can you help me find a way [to win back my cash]?

Now you gotta understand, I’m not a family man
[But] I wouldn’t done anything for my own
But I couldn’t get a grip on my newfound rich
So I ended up all alone
I remember where I was when won my first slip
See I thought she’s my partner for life
But the saddest thing is I’ll never really know
The colour of my [unborn] daughter’s eyes

And it is breaking me down
Watching my financial meltdown
While my team dots down [They finally scores tries and wins, but he is so badly in debt, he can’t even win his way back if the teams allow him.]
Can you please lend me cash there?

It is breaking me down
No more cash around
While my dreams fall down
Can you please lend me cash there?

Can anybody out there help me?
Cause I can’t seem to help myself
Can anybody out there spare me?
Cause I can’t seem to spare myself
There’s gotta be an answer somewhere
Why my habit is so unwell
Can anybody out there heal me?
Cause I can’t seem to heal myself?

Since I lost my pay
Keep losing my pay
I’m losing my way
Can you help me find a way [to win back my cash]?

I lost my pay
Keep losing my pay
I’m losing my way
Can you help me find a way?

Oh my god, please forgive me
Cause I know I’ve really screwed up for my wife
If I can go it all again
Have just one more chance
Take all those wrongs and make them right?

Can anybody out there help me?
Cause I can’t seem to help myself
Can anybody out there spare me?
Cause I can’t seem to spare myself
There’s gotta be an answer somewhere
Why my habit is so unwell
Can anybody out there heal me?
Cause I can’t seem to heal myself?

Can anybody out there help me?
Cause I can’t seem to help myself
Can anybody out there spare me?
Cause I can’t seem to spare myself
There’s gotta be an answer somewhere
Why my habit is so unwell
Can anybody out there heal me?
Cause I can’t seem to heal myself?

Since I lost my pay
Keep losing my pay
I’m losing my way
Can you help me find a way?

I lost my pay
Keep losing my pay
I’m losing my way
Can you help me find a way?