Song Parodies -> "Fry Me A Liver"

Original Song Title:

"Cry Me A River"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Fry Me A Liver"

Parody Written by:

WacKoGrrL319

The Lyrics

Uhh it'z kinda self-explanatory... a meat-addict doezn't wanna eat sum veggiez...

It was the love
Love of my life
You didn't know how much I loved meat, no
So you took a chance
And made me veggies
But I bet you didn't know that they would make me puke (eww), no

You don't have to say
What you ate
I already know
I found out from (fart noise)
Now there's just no chance, that I can eat, another beet
So don't make me try one more (oh)

I told you I loved meat
Why did you make me, veggie soup?
I told you I couldn't eat
Anything not meat, what's the scoop?
Yeah I refuse, to eat veggie soup
Gimme pot roast
Cook me some meat, something to eat, to eat
Fry me a liver
Fry me a liv-er
Fry me a liver
Fry me a liv-er, yeah yeah

I know that they say
That some meat is better left uncooked
It wasn't like there were no recipes in the book
(Don't act like you don't know it)
All of the steaks people cooked me
Keep coming to my mind
(Coming to my mind)
You shouldn't have done it
Then you may not have blown it
(Yeah...)

You don't have to say
What you ate
(what you ate)
I already know
(I already know)
I found out from (fart noise)
Now there's just no chance
For me to eat, another beet
(no chance - another beet)
So don't make me try one more (oh)

I told you I loved meat
Why did you make me, veggie soup?
(veggie soup)
I told you I couldn't eat
Anything not meat, what's the scoop?
(what's the scoop?)
Yeah I refuse, to eat veggie soup
Gimme pot roast
(I need some meat now!)
Cook me some meat, something to eat, to eat
Fry me a liver
(go on and just)
Fry me a liv-er
(go on and just)
Fry me a liver
(baby go on and just)
Fry me a liv-er, yeah yeah

Oh
(oh)
The pot roast is done
So I guess I be eatin'
Oh
(oh)
The pot roast is done
So I guess I be eatin'
Oh
(oh)
The pot roast is done
So I guess I be eatin'
Oh
(oh)
The pot roast is done
So I guess I be ea-ea-eatin

You don't have to say
What you ate
(what you ate)
I already know
(I already know)
I found out from (fart noise)
Now there's just no chance
For me to eat, another beet
(no chance another beet)
So don't make me try one more (oh)

Fry me a liver
(go on and just)
Fry me a liv-er
(go on and just)
Fry me a liver
(baby go on and just)

{repeat that until fade}

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WackoGrrl319 - March 11, 2003 - Report this comment

OK so u guyz rated me low... the ratez don't help unless u tell me what i did wrong!! Plz post a comment, if possible. It'z the only way i can learn from my mistakez!! I mean i thought it had at least OK pacing... tell me where it didn't sound right. Tell me if some partz are immature (and i know they are, lol). Soooo i'd appreciate it if at least SOME people would post a comment....

Michael Pacholek - March 11, 2003 - Report this comment

You'd like to know what you did wrong? Well, for starters, you mentioned a member of N'Sync on a site that has something to do with music... chuckle chuckle smirk smirk... OK, in all seriousness, the original already makes fun of somebody, which makes it fun to parody, and it may be possible that there are both people who like AND hate Britney and/or Justin who use either their fandom or ire to disagree with your performance. In other words, it might be completely for superficial reasons, which is the only reason anybody likes Britney or boy bands anyway. So you and your version might not be the problem here. My biggest suggestion would be to do something neither Britney nor Justin has done: Develop a thick skin. This ain't gonna get any easier. In fact, the better you get, the harder the responses might be. But if you do get better, you just might get somebody admitting under their breath, "Damn, she's good. This would be easier if she sucked." So don't let the (expletive deleted)s get you down. You'll get your day in the sun. Hmmmm... "Under My/Your/His/Her Breath," there's a good title for a song.

paul the beast - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment

i just have to say how sad michael pacholek is for writing this much

paul the beast - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment

i just have to say how sad michael pacholek is for writing this much

paul the beast - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment

i just have to say how sad michael pacholek is for writing this much

Michael Pacholek - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment

I just have to say how sad Paul the Beast is for being so weak and spiteful three times. If you can't get your point across in one attempt at mocking someone, it just makes that person rubber and you glue, which you clearly have been sniffing. I use the word "rubber" at the risk of giving Malcolm more Merry-and-Pip fantasies.

Spazn - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Hahahahah I LOVED this song..it might help the pacing if you count the syllables...

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