-> "Hate To Love You"
Original Song Title:
"Like I Love You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hate To Love You"
The Lyrics
Just something about you
Wanna throw bricks at you
Whatever
You throw more bricks at me
But somethin' don't feel right
Can't help it, baby, I feel somethin'
Somethin' good, right
Listen
We met at Starbucks, didn't go right
Spilled coffee on your face
It's kind of weird to me
You hate me, right
But you blush when I get in your face
We're both smiling, but you shift the tone
When you remember
That's right, you don't like me, not a smidge at all
Change your timbre
When you talk to me
I feel the same way, I hate to love you
You're a weird girl, sometimes I want to punch ya
Then at night, I long for you
Am I schizophrenic, can I trust you?
One second I'm angry
Next second I'm horny
And you're feeling the same way
First you're acting like you're hating
Then it seems you're changing
Will we make up our damn minds one day?
Feelin' weird tonight
Saw you smiling, then you broke my nose
You're still blushin', baby
Just let me know, when you stop goin' yo-yo
Moods like bungee jumpers
You're confusin' me
This is gettin' dumb, I hate to love you
You're a weird girl, can't stop thinking about ya
I'm getting so mad at you
Yet I couldn't bear it if I lost you
Yeah, sometimes you can make me happy
You fill me with strife
Don't you know I can't stand
The way you dance
Like a high ragdoll, baby
You tell me you can't stand
My dirty pants
Look baby, I just plain forgot
To change
Will you make up your mind today
(Sick of waitin' for you, baby)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Girl)
Will I make up my mind today
(Though I'm also guilty, baby)
Well...
Girl, what we gonna do?
You know I like you
In that weird way, cuz I can still hate you
So me and you, like a TV show
Lots of fan fics, about how we bone
That's how it works, don't re-break my nose
It hurts, alright? Although last time
You came to my hospital bed, that's right
Come clean with me, cuz I'll treat you the best
No more cheap shots
Verbally or with fists
Cut it out now
With this flip-floppin' shit
Though I know I'm also guilty in this
(I just gotta use my brain)
Use that thing called your brain
Girl, give a hint
That's not mixed-up insane
It's ridiculous
This is balls, you know that
So for sanity's sake
We should stop all this crap
Will we make up our minds today
(This is gettin' stupid, baby)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Girl)
Hope we make up our minds today
(Really frickin' stupid, baby)
Well...
Day and night, it's true, I hate to love you
You're a weird girl, there is just something 'bout ya
And you feel the same way, too
Hope we stop the bullshit
Cut it out
You know, I used to act quite like this when I was a little boy
I never thought I'd still do it today (sucks)
Hey!
It's kind of stupid, right? Yeah
You know, just think about it
Sometimes people get on with it
They do not fool around, true
And that's how it is
Now please leggo my hand
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