-> "Jesus Back"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Sexy Back"
 
				Original Performer: 
Justin Timberlake feat Timbaland
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"Jesus Back"
				Parody Written by: 
Bartleby Haines
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			[Verse 1]
I''m bringing Jesus back
Those other Christians don't know how to act
We crucified him baby that's a fact
He's going to make up for all the good you lack yep
Take 'em to the cross.
[Bridge]
Holy babe
Descended from 
a bunch of Hebrew slaves
They rolled the stone back to an empty grave
He loves you unless you're Muslim or gay 
Take 'em to the Romans
[Chorus]
Come here Jew
Go ahead, be gone with him
now you're back
go whip all over him
G-o-d
Go ahead, cruficy him
Wash my hands
Now he's your problem
now have some Easter treats
Go ahead kids, go eat some chocolate
And paint a boiled egg
to put with your chocolate
Why'd he die
so we can eat chocolate
Go ahead Child
Eat all that chocolate
Get your Easter on
Go ahead, eat Chocolate[Repeat 6 times]
Get your Easter on
[Verse 2]
I’m bringing Jesus Back
Them Scientologists be on the crack
He'll take those Mormons and give them a smack
It doesn't matter if you're black or white
Take 'em back to the Cross
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
IÂ'm bringing Jesus back
if you love satan he'll kick you in the sack
He beat the devil if you're keeping track
I keep his book inside by back pack.
Don't take 'em to the Romans
[Chorus]
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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