-> "Have a Merry Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"I Predict a Riot"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Have a Merry Christmas"
The Lyrics
Have a Merry Christmas
Ooooo, tonight is the night of my party,
Family's arriving already,
My lights are looking quite pretty.
Got a Yule Log in the freezer,
All this food must be eaten,
I'm going to tell you the reason;
It's the happiest day of the season,
and I'm seeing old friends again.
Hooooo, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
Hooooo, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Have a merry Christmas,
Have a merry Christmas,
Have a merry Christmas,
Have a merry Christmas.
I'm drinking eggnog and shandy.
The smell of my good food attracts me,
And there will be lots of gifts for me.
Hope the Queen's speech does not bore me,
and there'll be are other good shows on.
We can all have silly hats on.
Do you like these gifts I have chosen?
I hope they are suitable.
Hooooo, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Hooooo, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Have a merry Christmas,
Have a merry Christmas,
Have a merry Christmas,
Have a merry Christmas.
And now the day is drawing near,
When sleigh bells shall you hear.
I'll do the washing up quickly,
So you can start pouring the sherry.
Hope that I don't get too merry,
Doing something unmentionable.
Hooooo, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Hooooo, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Hooooooooo
Happy 'cause it's Christmas,
Happy 'cause it's Christmas,
Happy 'cause it's Christmas,
Happy 'cause it's Christmas.
And now the day is finally here,
When everybody's full of cheer.
All because it's Christmas,
All because it's Christmas,
All because it's Christmas,
All because it's Christmas.
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