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Song Parodies -> "I Predict A Diet"
Original Song Title:
"I Predict A Riot"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kaiser Chiefs
Parody Song Title:
"I Predict A Diet"
Parody Written by:
Deano
The Lyrics
Inspired by the comedy genious of Mr. Christopher Moyles
oooooh, people are calling you fatty,
you're not looking pretty I tell thee,
waddling through town you're quite scary,
and not very stable either,
cream cake and eclair they got eaten,
all your eating records are unbeaten,
find it hard to look at your feet, and,
you got sagging and flabby skin
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la,
Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la,
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
oooooh my weight is reaching the max-i,
my clothes no longer do fit me,
i have moved up to XL-size,
due to my lack of exercise,
hope not to run 'round with no clothes on,
cos that sight would be a real sick one,
eat chips by the bucket load full-on,
i am not very sensible
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la,
Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la,
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
and when you realise you can hardly walk,
then you gotta stop chewing on pork
oooooh, people are calling you fatty,
you're not looking pretty I tell thee,
waddling through town you're quite scary,
and not very stable
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la,
Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la,
and when you realise you can hardly walk,
then you gotta stop chewing on pork
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
you're not looking pretty I tell thee,
waddling through town you're quite scary,
and not very stable either,
cream cake and eclair they got eaten,
all your eating records are unbeaten,
find it hard to look at your feet, and,
you got sagging and flabby skin
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la,
Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la,
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
oooooh my weight is reaching the max-i,
my clothes no longer do fit me,
i have moved up to XL-size,
due to my lack of exercise,
hope not to run 'round with no clothes on,
cos that sight would be a real sick one,
eat chips by the bucket load full-on,
i am not very sensible
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la,
Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la,
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
and when you realise you can hardly walk,
then you gotta stop chewing on pork
oooooh, people are calling you fatty,
you're not looking pretty I tell thee,
waddling through town you're quite scary,
and not very stable
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la,
Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la,
and when you realise you can hardly walk,
then you gotta stop chewing on pork
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
no copyright on that crap lol! enjoy! i know it's hard people, but try!
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Not bad, Deano...a few more LOL lines would've earned you full 5s. 544
There's plenty fatty parodies around. This one's okay and had me chuckle. Thumb up to you.
Deano this is great!! xxxxx
wow, well done dean...i was laughin i can tell u that!somehow i think it would be much better if u sang this to the backing tune! :p
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