You just popped in the Action Dude "Deep Shite? That's A Bummer, Get Out" tape
Sure, maybe VHS isn't up-to-date exactly
You'll still be able to run from a stabber, a mad chainsaw wielder
Man, at least a dude with a car
So first of all, we're gon' plain avoid talkin'
All you should do right now is haul ass

Move your feet right to the door if there's one in your sight and
Fling it open wide and lock it up behind, this
Should give that fiend some pause, hopin' he's
Not some huge hulk who'll smash the door with ease
Cause that would suck, my helpfulness would cease
No, not really, I'm lyin', set fast-forward flyin'
Got great tips for hidin' from some monstrous Hyde thing (ow)
Just listen to me, ditch your heels so you won't trip and twist up your feet
Might be killer kicks, they're not worth the pain
If you've got good shoes, they can remain, remain, remain

No good reason to doubt me, it's not wise to tune out me
Can guess the way you flounder when some prick's huntin' you down, best
Sit right down and hear me out, then maybe you can get right out (c-c'mon)
Get right out (c-c-c-c-c'mon)
Get right out (c-c-c-c-c'mon)
Get right out (m-m-m-move it right now)
Get right out now
Maybe you can get right out (c-c-c-c-c'mon, c'mon)

Don't look behind, instead use all of your time to look ahead
A place to stay away from the threat, call it in, don't be dim
And think you'll kick some arse, 'drenaline only gets you so far
Get that whack-job behind them bars, don't be a hero, he'll eat your arms
There's more options to behold, see, you're stupid if you only
Wanna crack his skull, you should know, never do that 'less it's your only path (yeah)
Hitchin' a ride? Only if there's enough distance there, he can't sprint there
While you hop in that Benz, okay? Implore you use common sense
Huge chore to remember that when your brain can only scream "ESCAPE"
Black belt in karate? Don't let fear make you sloppy
But otherwise, escapin's your best best, start racin'
Fight or flight? Dork, pick the latter

Done my research, don't doubt me, with loud music, don't drown me
You'll be a corpse without this information, fact: it's doubtless
You'd be dead now if you flout (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
My words, then you can't get right out (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) (c-c'mon)
Get right out (c-c-c-c-c'mon)
Get right out (c-c-c-c-c'mon)
Get right out (m-m-m-move it right now)
Get right out now
Know you wanna get right out (c-c-c-c-c'mon, c'mon)

My advice: don't kill
Your hunter, okay? Not part of the "get out" plan
Tried convincin' the cops my in-defense murder
Was like so, they'll look at you strange then arrest your hide
No details, okay? Just trust me, mate, truth, truth, truth
I know you may wanna scream out loud "HELP ME", mate
But here's a trick from this "get out" tape:
No-one's able to hear your awful wail
They've got sounds in their ears the whole damn day, I fear
So unless you can convince all the cats to help you
I'd advise to hold your scream
Save your lung capacity 'til you're on your mobile phone or cell phone
Or home phone, just some phone, use that phone, call po-po
It might seem kinda strange to not scream, still, don't panic
You waste more time each day with your frettin', that's why this "get out" tape
Tells you that all your mates are total pansies
Then they'll convince you that you're only to blame, you're to blame, you're to blame
You're to blame, you're to blame, whoo
It's a solid "get out" plan
For escapin' from citizens
Who suddenly decide to stab (yeah)
A poor person like you, what an utter dick

Lemme give you a discount on (oh, oh)
My favourite "get out" plan (oh, oh, oh)
I wanna help you get out (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, y-yeah, yeah)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, y-yeah, yeah)
Get right out (it's like that old self-help bookstore shit, uh, chigga)
Yes, I swear this works (uh), but I can't say it's worth (c'mon, get, get out) (okay)
Bein' said for free, deserve (get out) lots of cash for this work
It's my great "get out" plan
I said it's my great "get out" plan (ladies and gentlemen)
It's my great "get out" plan (allow myself accumulated wealth)
My "get out" plan, oh-oh-oh (pay up right now and I'll tell you how to flee drunk kids)
Yes, I swear this works (uh), but the truth is it's worth (I wanna help you get out)
More than bein' free, deserve all the cash for my work (uuuuh, now stop)
It's my great "get out" plan (okay, breathe)
I said it's my great "get out" plan (runnin' makes you tired?)
It's my great "get out" plan (I'll help that stop, but I just want)
My "get out" plan, oh-oh-oh (a few bucks, can't do this without cash, okay? Know I'm right)
I'm right, know this works (whoo), sad to say that it's worth (I wanna help you get out) (ow)
Way more than free, I deserve (uh) tons of cash for this work (oh-woo, ooh-woo-ooh-ooh)
All my good tips work, just that they're kinda worth (please, I wanna)
More than a "thanks", it deserves (wanna help you get, get out) lots of cash, 'twas hard work (pay here, uh) (help you get out)
Yes, I swear it works (get out), which is why it's all worth (help you get out, that's me)
More than a damn "like", deserve all your cash for my work (whoa, yeah) (whoo, okay, okay, okay)
Woah, yeah (that's very good)
Woah, yeah, woah, woah, yeah (I appreciate your time)
Woah, yeah
I wanna help you get out for green
Woah, yeah
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Yo