-> "Asian"
Original Song Title:
"Amazing"
Original Performer:
Kanye West feat. Young Jeezy
Parody Song Title:
"Asian"
The Lyrics
I am Asian
It's the reason
I'm expected to get Straight-A's this season
I'm exhausted
Of achieving
Making top of every class all year
And no matter what
They'll try to take that from me
My aim is just for gaining scholarships
Well, I'm Asian
Looks Caucasian
Bad equations
Twisted nations
Mass evasions
I am Asian
Mass invasion
Of Malaysians
It's amazing
Not a smart one
Not a loner
I simply swat
Got a problem
Of you always
Say that I'm wrong
And no matter what
They'll try to take that from me
My aim is just for gaining scholarships
I am Asian
Looks Caucasian
Bad equations
Twisted nations
Mass evasions
I am Asian
Mass invasion
Of Malaysians
It's amazing
Not a martyr
Or a maven
I know that I'm not perfect
Never gave in
Never brave but
I will show you what I am made of
No matter what
They'll try to take that from me
My aim is just for gaining scholarships
I am Asian
Looks Caucasian
Bad equations
Twisted nations
Mass evasions
I am Asian
Mass invasion
Of Malaysians
It's amazing
Looks Caucasian
Bad equations
Twisted nations
Mass evasions
I am Asian
Mass invasion
Of Malaysians
It's amazing
While I'm Asian
I'm not all that
If good friends I can't find
Then what's the point of that?
You depend on us
But us, you don't trust
Commit felonies
Drive off and abduct your son
You think we are ignorant
Or maybe just too arrogant
Die hard trying to help
You blame us when there's a problem
It's degrading
Calling us a drunk goon
It's not easy fitting in
At a new school
That's why there's no truce
From the bully called Bruce
Big frame, small mind
Obtuse
You're like "Oh Now
Why you try so hard?"
Look what we've been through
Where is our just reward?
I am Asian
Looks Caucasian
Bad equations
Twisted nations
Mass evasions
I am Asian
Mass invasion
Of Malaysians
It's amazing
Looks Caucasian
Bad equations
Twisted nations
Mass evasions
I am Asian
Mass invasion
Of Malaysians
It's amazing
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