Glittery
It's gonna make a mess, oh geez
Didn't want to use much of you
But some douche had knocked loose the damn lid, it looks like (glittery)
I'm pretty sure it was some kinda nasty prank
Seen it happen before with the salt or some shit
Someone loosens the top of a box full of grit
That's what this is now, just with way more sparklin'

Never made much arts 'n' crafts stuff as a little kid
But I got roped in and I'm regrettin' it
Because to find out the hard way, you never plan that shit
And now I'm totally screwed, just a little bit
Helpin' my cousin's kid to make a handmade gift
I won't do that no more, no matter how they beg
Get somebody else, they might get it done quicker
'Cause they know how to not become a spiller
Since they know what lids'll look like when they're tight
And when if you twitch right, you'll screw up big time
And if I could could speak here candidly, it looks a bit
Like I made some pixies eat dynamite sticks, you know
Wanna get mad at the kid but that's kinda rude
So shocked at what's occurred, don't know where to stick blame, it's true
Me? Her? Her brother or her dad?
Don't matter 'cause now we have this problem, the whole room is

Glittery
It's made a giant mess, oh geez
But what is true is how we're screwed
Could clean you for ten moons and it still won't be fine (glittery)
Already bad enough, I know there's more, it's mad
Heard of this mess before in tweets and blogs and vids
I've been gen'rally warned 'bout what's soon happenin':
This stuff'll be found anywhere that you exist

When you normally spill stuff and make a total mess
Just takes a hand towel or a vacuum, depends what it is
But when it's glitter, that's when you start reconsiderin'
All the big decisions that made you abstain from liquor
Now it's all on me, uh
I'll never clean this mess, oh geez
'Cause I know that six months later, I'll still find that it lingers deep
See the flash in my eyes and I'm left to seethe
Doesn't seem right, it's not grime, super cinch to clean
That would make sense but this world don't want sense, it seems
No, it seems glitter likes bein' present, see
Yes, it seems glitter likes bein' known to me
Hidden underneath the fingernails I swear I've cleaned
A pixie's handful in ev'ry pocket on my jeans
It never stops, scared that I'll breathe it in, chokin' me
Might be the first time it's happened here, still know the scene

Glittery (I ballsed up and I know it, see)
Made such a giant mess, oh geez (got what's real glittery over me)
Doesn't want to end up removed
It clings to all of you until the end of time
Glittery (oh-ooh)
Destined to make a mess (oh-ooh-ooh), oh geez
Wonder why do people still use
This crap? True, it looks cool, not worth the clean-up time
It's gonna drive me nuts, just wanna shout so bad (oh, oh-oh-oh, oh)
Shit's all over the floor and also on my legs (oh, oh)
But I can't rattle off all the swears in my head (oh, oh)
Kid's still with me now, don't want her to parrot it (oh, oh)
So I must suck it up, hold in what makes me mad (oh, oh-oh-oh, oh)
Wait 'til she's out the door, holdin' our shiny gift (oh, oh)
Wave her father's car off, let my front door go click (oh, oh)
And then I'll go loud, shoutin' 'bout how shit this is (oh, oh-oh-oh)
Glittery
A neverendin' mess, oh geez
I might scrub you, soapy-stream you
Still find you in my shoes 'til the sun goes goodbye