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Song Parodies -> "F.M.L."

Original Song Title:

"L.S.F."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kasabian

Parody Song Title:

"F.M.L."

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Life is filled with misery and bullshit...why not make an online living off it?
I'll blog it, won't stop it
My feed is on fire
When folks retweet it, I'm hopin'
They'll take it as advice for sure
My problems are plain awful
No, I'm not a liar
I feel beaten, still tweetin'
Cause I get money from their clicks

I'll blog it, won't stop it
That time I got called on the john
I needed promotion
I failed to hold the noise away
My problems are plain awful
I'm honest on my blog, it's true
I spew rage and ire
Responses are phenomenal

Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah (ah, oh, come on)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah (I'm not exploitin' at all, oh)
Ah-ah-ah (piss off, get right out, mate)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah (I'm shocked you had the gall)

Uh
I'll blog it, won't stop it
My feed's still on fire
When folks retweet it, I'm hopin'
A new TV I can afford
My problems are plain awful
Overflow with ire
Used to be shit, soul-eatin'
Made me act so irrational

Ah-ah-ah (ah, but no more, mate)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah (my bad luck may still appall)
Ah-ah-ah (but I'm okay now, uh)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah (just look at my cash haul)
Ah-ah (ah, yes, no more, mate)
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah (will I drown in alcohol)
Ah-ah (that's stopped, least for now, uh)
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah (hope my revenue won't fall)

Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

I was expecting a song with an abbreviation for a title by an act called Kasabian to be some obscure EDM thing, not an obscure alt-rock thing in the vein of the Blur song I parodied yesterday. I guess Party Ben's mashup of the two made more sense than I assumed (and yes, that's the reason I did the two songs in a row, it's my thing).

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