Song Parodies -> "I Kissed A Nerd"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

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Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Kissed A Nerd"

Parody Written by:

The Damsels of Dorkington

The Lyrics

Includes some references to the movie "Revenge of the Nerds," amongst other geekery.

I don't date guys from marching band
Or Trek Conventions
But you showed me your "vulcan hand"
Made an impression
Jocks are what I'm used to
Just want your big neurons
One interface with you
Caused my defection

I kissed a nerd and I liked it
The taste of his acne-chapped lips
I kissed a nerd, can't describe it
I told my boyfriend to hike it
Taped-glasses on
Plaid pants so tight
I think I'm in love tonight
I kissed a nerd and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't know all of the names
For antimatter
For you I'll do roleplaying games
And learn to factor
It's not what cool girls do
I'll be your Leia slave
Leet skillz make me want to
Ride your sine wave

I kissed a nerd and I liked him
The face of a mathlete mavrick
I kissed a nerd, just for science
Now my boyfriend is a Tri-Lam
Starcraft archons
And Counterstrike
We'll be doing it all night
I kissed a nerd and I liked it
I liked it

I thought nerds were detestable
Chess-playing, pale, bespectacled
Hard to believe they're sexual
Now I can't deny it
Ain't no way we'll be abstinent

I kissed a nerd and I liked it
The taste of his [RADIO EDIT]
I kissed a nerd, you should try it
Can't dance but he can grind it
It was so long
It felt so right
He'll access my hub tonight
I kissed a nerd and I liked it
I liked it

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Jeff Reuben - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment

Did a double-take when I saw this (I put in I Kicked A Nerd a few weeks back). Very well written, I got some good laughs. I have to look to see what else you've done here.

Christie Marie M - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment

You beat me to that parody! I was thinking of writing that someday. BTW...that was a very good parody. So hilarious. 555.

Below Average Dave - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment

Katy Perry seems to invite nerd humor, well done.

Ravyn Rant - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment

I loathe TOS, but this parody is made of adorable. 555

EmiLoca - August 23, 2008 - Report this comment

Okay, epic lulz here. You totally kicked my Katy Perr-ody's ass out of the water. This is great! (p.s. If there's any way I could get your permission to do a recording of this, I'd be all over it like pancake syrup on the chess club president tied up with bungee cords in my room.)

Willie's Wenches - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment

Thank you, awesome commenters! 1) this was a kind of a first for me, Willie's Wenches performs quite a few song parodies, but they're all specific to our shows and not nearly as funny out of context, so I've never posted on a site like this before. 2) We're already working on a recording of this, sorry Emi!

sky - September 07, 2008 - Report this comment

and its so funny and i did try it but he wasn't really a nerd he was just start and had classes

BETSAY - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment

OMG I LOVE THE I KISSED A NERD SONG ITS EFFIN GOOD LOL

Toledo - July 11, 2010 - Report this comment

Genial!!! :P

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