She was not really my type
No,way too gay
But then she gave me a hype
When I saw her va-jay-jay

It's not what I go for
No,I'm hetero
Now I'm rogue-muncher
A big fat lesbo

I kissed a lez
And I liked it
The taste of her saggy dry lips
I kissed a lez
And I tried it
Her flanel shirt and mullet

I couldn't bare
Her deriere'
Now all the boys can stare
I kissed a lez
And I liked it
I liked it

Those girls
The lesbians
Some are thespians
Like Ellen DeGeneres
Ain't no big deal
It's just gay sex!

I kissed a lez
And I liked it
The taste of her tiny moustache
I kissed a lez
And I tried it
Just like Anne Heche did

She has a muff
But she acts all buff
That counts as a man,right?

I kissed a lez
And I sang about it
I sang about it