American Idol’s gotten bland
It needs an intervention
I’ll take a break from Russell Brand
And get out my aggression
Where’s Paula? What’s this poo?
Who is this devil’s spawn?
She thinks she is so cool
With her clueless pretension

I dissed that girl and I liked it
Couldn’t take that Lifetime bullshit
Dismissed that girl with my dry wit
Then I filled her cup with some spit
She sang my song
That wasn’t right
Not going to be polite
I dissed that girl and I liked it
I liked it

See, her critiques are really lame
Dumb inane chatter
She’s an expert or so she claims
(It is the latter)
Kicked her butt, this is true
Girl Power’s been betrayed
But I think Simon’s amused
At this display

That prissy girl, she should just quit
The one nobody but Randy agrees with
I dissed that girl, reasons were legit
She thinks Cryin’s early Aerosmith
She don’t belong
On here tonight
Don’t care how many songs she writes
I’d throw my Coke but I spiked it
I spiked it

Now Paula, she was magical
Drunk elegance so lovable
Beautifully incomprehensible
TOUCHDOWN! - You just can’t buy it
To let her go, that was a sin!

I dissed that girl and I liked it
She was all tryin to act like my sidekick
Pissed off that girl, won’t deny it
I stopped that fake friend crap real quick
Day was so long
Couldn’t wait for night
To get away from that fright
I dissed that girl and fans liked it
You all liked it