Song Parodies -> "I Woke Up A Vegan"

Original Song Title:

"Waking Up In Vegas"

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Original Performer:

"I Woke Up A Vegan"

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The Lyrics

Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-pUaogoX5o&ob=av3e

You gotta help me out
Something happened last night
It’s really tragic
I’m a meat lover, but no more
Used to eat pork and beef
but now they can’t get near me
Man I miss chicken! Something’s up
Someone help me!

Now I eat bean sprouts
Can’t drink milk that comes from cows
Don’t call me crazy
I wonder what came of me

Bear rug is gone, my leather jacket’s missing
Can’t eat breakfast without my eggs and bacon
No eggs and cheese, cause tofu fills my fridge now
Don’t know what’s up when I woke up a vegan

Fish sticks are far from sight
These soy dogs don’t taste right
Where’s my wool lounge pants?
Fruits and veggies, all I eat

I called my mother
“Don’t know what happened this time”
“It’s okay baby”
“I’m really scared, please help me!”

Looked ‘round the house, my honey’s also missing
Want my pork chops, not some lousy old carrots
Woke up, meat products were out of my house now
Don’t know what’s up when I woke up a vegan

Oh man, I’m really pissed
Tofu turkey in my home
I’m about to lose control
Someone call Hillshire Farms
And find my stash now
Get ice cream, eggs- white or brown
No, I’m not crazy
What happened to my jerky?
My fridge is lacking roast beef
I’m really sick of veggies
(Help me, help me…)

I could not even tell you what tofu is
I want it gone, just give me back my bacon
I’ll give rewards who brings good stuff to my house
Don’t know what’s up when I woke up a vegan

Man I love pig, baby
Deep fried chicken
Then wrap that in bacon
Throw out those bean sprouts, buddy
Bring me that good beef jerky

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Matthias - August 17, 2011 - Report this comment

"Being Vegan just makes you better than most people"

Patrick - August 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Does anyone remember the old Joe Pyne show? He was the ancestor to Morton Downey and Jerry Springer. Once a vegetarian appeared on his show and started screaming about "meat is murder". Pyne chased him off the stage, shouting "You killed a tomato"! But, as I always say "Give peas a chance".

Rob Arndt - August 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Greatest vegetarian on earth that ever was- Adolf Hitler!!! Of course, this is another myth as Hitler did on occasion eat meat. He was against smoking, Eva's make-up, Eva's nude sunbathing, and excessive drinking!!! 555

Old Man Ribber - August 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Hey Abbott! - Tastefully done. Patrick - I remember Joe Pyne well. Audience members could come to the microphone in the "Beef Box" to air their complaints. ;D

Patrick - August 17, 2011 - Report this comment

When Pyne was on the air, he would occasionally have interesting guests with stories to tell. There were the usual flying saucer people, but sometimes people with worthwhile causes to promote. Jerry Springer is pure trash. Vilkos has some serious moments. Maury is nothing more than paternity tests. When I first heard about him, the advertising made the show sound like something more worthwhile.

I Want My GoodTV and Radio Back! - August 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Morton Downey Jr. was one of the most obnoxious loudmouths on TV at the time. Unfortunately his disciples would hijack the AM dial completely while network TV would have the sleaze and trash like Jerry and that girl who ran off screaming scared from a plate that had mustard on it. Don't forget those pseudo-science "prophecy" shows.

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