-> "Guy’ll Pick a Girl"
Original Song Title:
"I Kissed a Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Guy’ll Pick a Girl"
The Lyrics
The institution’s mainly manned,
But the suspension
Of the man from Granite land
Means the retention
Of one to carry on
The curia’s purview.
What’s the intention?
Guy’ll pick a girl for the high court;
It ain’t gonna be a chap. . .chick.
Guy’ll pick a girl, not some guy short.
Guy’ll pick a girl; some won’t like it--
Nomination. . .try to spike it.
They’ll want some trog
From the far right
Who’s a he and Thomas-bright.
“Don’t pick a girl for the high court!”
They’ll whine, snort.
No, we do not yet know her name.
The pundits natter
And play their feckless guessing game
Of nomenclature.
They haven’t got a clue
Yet on and on they rave;
Talking heads blather too,
Carp and they bray.
Guy’ll pick a girl for the high court;
It ain’t gonna be a wack dick,
Like Antonin. . .can that guy snort!
Guy’ll pick a girl; some won’t like it--
Nomination. . .try to spike it.
They’ll want a dog
Who’s going to bite,
Try to shred the Bill of Rights.
“Don’t pick a girl for the high court!”
They’ll whine, [ex]hort.
Of girls there’s just one, and she’s ill.
Sandra’s gone, and a space to fill;
Souter said that he’d had his fill.
Pres. ain’t gonna guy it--
I think a chick deal’s imminent.
Guy’ll pick a girl for the high court;
Maybe a black or Hispanic.
Guy’ll pick a girl who can eye torts.
Guy’ll pick a girl; some won’t like it--
Nomination. . .try to spike it.
They’ll want some cog
In the far right
Who’s won’t be too erudite.
“Don’t pick a girl for the high court!”
They’ll cry, snort.
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