Smart and serious
If you want to change us, forget about us
'Cause we think our philosophy's good enough
Even though our holidays are filled with blood

And yes, of course, because
The 10 commandments are our laws
And no, you don't wanna mess with us
Got a lot of hair on our upper chest, chest, oh...

Got that Kippa on my head
A Siddur next to my bed
We sit Kaddish for our dead
So let's go...
To Schul!

On Friday, when it's dark, dark, dark dark dark dark
We relax until tomo-mo-mo-mo-morrow
We don't go very far, fa-fa-fa-fa-far
We wear our Jewish stars
We R Jew We R!

We're dancing the horah, rah, rah-rah-rah-rah
Haha I sound like Lady Ga-ga-ga-ga
We are the chosen ones, ones wa-wa-wa-ones
We wear our Jewish stars
We R Jew We R!

Rabbi, break it down
It's about time they stop clowning around
I'm so sick of people trying to change us
It's making me feel delirious!

I'm just talking truth
See, we never, ever, try to change you
We're playing Mah-Jong
Beards real long
Observing Shabbos
Eating Matzo (lots!)

We eat pastrami on rye
And my wife's yelling inside
Oh, and don't forget bagels
Lox, and Israel
LaChayim!

People think we're Amish, mish-mish-mish-mish-mish
But they're Christian, we're Jewish-ish-ish-ish-ish-ish
Got Mezuzahs on our door, door, d-d-d-door
Give Tzedakkah to the poor
We are Jew we r!

We're dancing the horah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah
Haha I sound like Lady Ga-ga-ga-ga
We are the chosen ones, ones wa-wa-wa-ones
We wear our Jewish stars
We R Jew We R!

Rabbi break it down-down-down down down (4x)

People think we're Amish, mish-mish-mish-mish-mish
But they're Christian, we're Jewish-ish-ish-ish-ish-ish
Got Mezuzahs on our door, door, d-d-d-door
Give Tzedakkah to the poor
We are Jew we r!

We're dancing the horah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah
Haha I sound like Lady Ga-ga-ga-ga
We are the chosen ones, ones wa-wa-wa-ones
We wear our Jewish stars
We R Jew We R!