Wake up in the morning on the wrong side of bed
Got pissed off at the toaster 'coz it burnt the bread
I turn on the radio and they were talking some crap
That they read somewhere inside a gossip mag

I mean all this news about Britney
On tour and only lipsyncing
Has really got me thinking
That if this sh*t's really made headlines
Then the media is blind
To the fact it don't affect mankind

Please shut the hell up
Unless something blows up
Because celebrity
Gossip really don't impress me
I'm ticked off if you thought
That my attention was caught, no

Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no

Please shut the hell up
Unless something blows up
Because celebrity
Gossip really don't impress me
I'm ticked off if you thought
That my attention was caught, no

Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no

I walk down to the station when I leave for the day
But this is Melbourne so of course that train was delayed
And when I get to where I'm going is when I found out
That the place where I work has been closed down

I mean like seriously, what the hell
Was it really so hard to tell
That the manager decided to sell

Or did someone find our rat pet
And spread our little secret
Spread our secret
Sp-sp our secret

I'd like a phone call
If something affects me at all
So I don't waste my time
Going down the train line
I'm ticked off that I was
Not told I was laid off no

Oh, no no no
Oh, no no no

I'd like a phone call
If something affects me at all
So I don't waste my time
Going down the train line
I'm ticked off that I was
Not told I was laid off no

Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no

I hold my rage
Back as long
As I can
But it's hard

When you're try-
Ing to piss me off
I will explode
In violent rage

Don't piss me off
It just might be
The last thing
You ever do

Don't try that sh*t
You'll piss me off
You'll piss me off
You'll piss me off

Eighteen years old and called for jury duty

Oh for God's sake
Can't I ever catch a break
If I'm going on a panel
You're goin' to asylum
I'm ticked off at the accused
For maybe making me a juror, no

Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no

Oh for God's sake
Can't I ever catch a break
If I'm going on a panel
You're goin' to asylum
I'm ticked off at the accused
For maybe making me a juror, no

Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no