-> "Tik Tok"
Original Song Title:
"Tik Tok"
Original Performer:
Keisha
Parody Song Title:
"Tik Tok"
The Lyrics
It's six in the morning feeling really $hitty
(Hey, get up man)
Stupid clock comes on, I wanna snore - My mornings are a pity
(Work time)
Gotta sneeze, I may heave yeah I'm feeling like crap
And when I try to stand up I fall on my face flat
I'm talking - Thirty two packs of no doz
Fighting of my soft pillows
Mountain Dew down my mouth hole
Corn Pops and just a few mugs of coffee
You know I don't drink decaf-please
Trying to get rid of all my sleepies
Clock stop! Feel like slop
Gotta hit the snooze on top
Sunlight hits my eyes
but my head don't feel right
Tick tock, throw the clock
But the boss says time to hop doh!
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Please stop, ears have popped
Mister I just can't wake up
Last night, used my sight
To study in low lights
Tick tock, still the clock
I sorta wish it'd stop oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Gave cold showers a whirl, but that I couldn't bare
I stuck my finger in a socket, but it just fixed my hair
Now the sun is going up and my boss thinks I'm a faker
She thinks that I had stayed up late to watch Utah and the Lakers
I'm passing out - Slurring like I had got drunk, drunk
And all of my clothes they stunk, stunk
And I keep tripping on all my junk, junk
Wha-what - What should I got tell her now now
Cause I'll never make it out out
body's shutting down, down
Think I'm fallin (zzzzzzzzzzzz)
Must run, hate the sun
Swear my eyelids weigh a ton
That's right, Hit the lights
Deal with it tonight
Heads hot, so I'm not
gonna head to the docks no
nooo-no-no-no
nooo-no-no-no
That jerk, from my work
Calling 'til my head hurts
Alright, I just might
Throw my phone down ten flights
No joke, now it's broke
But I'll finally get some sleep bro
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
(Boss said)
Get in here now
Or you're done pal
My head hurts ow
No please don't can me
Okay I'm up
I'll head in now
Though my head pounds
Do as you please
(Boss said)
Get my butt up
Get my butt out
Stumble around
now I'm angry
I'm coming in
Computer's up
My boss walks back. . .
Now I'll put my head down when she walks back
and snore, that's for sure
Hope she stays behind her door
Sunlight, say goodnight
Cause my eyes are shut tight
I'll slouch, passing out
'til my boss comes out and shouts YO!!!
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Head bobs, at the job
but the boss won't hear my sobs
Tonight, snuggle tight
and pass out 'til daylight
Tick tock, where's my clock?
Oh that's right I threw it out oh. .
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
(zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
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