Farting can be an embarrassing thing
Can deny the frowns it brings
From eating all those re-fried beans
The people sell, at Taco Bell
They make you feel sympathy
For those, when you let one free
But like a drug that makes you blind
Beans will fool you everytime

The trouble with farts is
They can tear you up inside
If you hold them in all night
Please, don't try to fight
The trouble with farts is
It doesn't care where you are
In a bank, a store or car
See you've got no say at all

Now I was once a fool, it's true
I farted in the swimming pool
The bubbles rised, I tried to move
But it was too late, cuz they all knew

I'd swore I'll never fart again
I'd swore my pride would never mend
I said beans weren't worth the pain
And then I heard it call my name

The trouble with farts is
They can tear you up inside
If you hold them in all night
Please, don't try to fight
The trouble with farts is
It doesn't care where you are
In a bank, a store or car
See you've got no say at all

Everytime I hear a sound
Turn around to someone's frown
It's not dogs barkin'
But I keep on fartin' over and over again
This sad story always ends the same
With my stomach bubbling again
It seems no matter what I do
It tears my pants in two

The trouble with farts is (The trouble with farts)
They can tear you up inside (It can tear you up inside)
If you hold them in all night (If you hold it in all night)
Please, don't try to fight
The trouble with farts is (It's in your guts, it's in your butt)
It doesn't care where you are (You losin' all control)
In a bank, a store or car
See you've got no say at all