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Song Parodies -> "Jews"

Original Song Title:

"Shoes"

Original Performer:

Kelly (Liam)

Parody Song Title:

"Jews"

Parody Written by:

Chocolate Covered Pickles

The Lyrics

This is a little song I made up to the melody of "Shoes" from Youtube by Kelly. I'm basically making fun of myself so if you're Jewish, don't be offended.
Jews (3x)
oh my god, jews
Let's find some jews (4x)
Jews (3x)
oh my god, Jews

They're orthadox, they're reformed (2x)

Jews (3x)
oh my god, Jews

they're orthadox, they're reformed
they're reformed and they're reformed

I don't know if he's a Jew (shut up) (4x)
yeah, he's a jew
he's a jew
let's find more Jews
let's pray!!!!!!!!

the services here are 4 hours long (3x)
let's go then!

um......you have to wear a kippah when you enter a holy area and well your not so we may have to kick you out
oh (3x)
oh yeah and by the way Rabbai,
I DON'T CARE (4X)

Jews

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