-> "Mummy Dont Cry"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Pappa Dont Preach"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Mummy Dont Cry"
				Parody Written by: 
Matthew Simms
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Mummy Don't Cry
Mummy I know you're going to be upset
'Cause I was always your little child
But you should know by now I'm not a tranny
You always taught me wrong from right
I need your help, please don't take bong
U might be high as a kite
But I know what I'm saying'
The one who sells you dope 
The one you said I could do 
We're in an awful dept , and I don't mean maybe - please
Chorus:
Mummy don't Cry, I'm so high
Mummy don't Cry, I've been eating lots
But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, oh
No it's my fat 
She says that she's going to marry him
We wanted to raise a little family
Maybe we'll be all high
It's the truth
But my friends keep telling me to take it up
Saying I'm too young, I ought to toke it up
What I need right now is some good weed , please
(chorus)
Mummy , mummy if you could only see
Just how good she's been treating me
You'd give us your blessing right now
'Cause we are high, we are so high, so please
(chorus)
Mummy don't Cry, I'm so high
Mummy don't Cry, I've been eating lots
But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, oh
No it's my fat 
(repeat)
Oh, I'm gonna keep my fatty, ooh
Don't you stop loving me mummy I know
I'm keeping my fatty
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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