Girl, every time I hit that beer hard.
I'll be out at the party.
Dancing until I fall.

And then later in the night.
When the police catch me in a fight.
I'm gonna give you a call.

I knooww one day that you won't bail me out of here.
But right now you must help before my cellmate comes near.

Un - der
Age Drink - ing
I really forgot how it happened.
But now my troubles have all but slackened.

Un - der
Age Drink - ing
My cellmates starting to smile at me.
Oh, I shouldn't have had the whiskey.

Now sometimes, when my pants just fall off.
or maybe when their doffed.
Someone tries to rape me.

Oh god, this jail is just a shill.
What happens really kills.
Just please pay my fees.

These men have been close enough to my body.
Duty caught me fast. What the hell was I thinking

When I drank
a DRIINNKK!
I tell you how it felt to drink it.
But when I let it out, hemorrhoids took over.

Un - der
Age Drink - ing
oh god, I did it. Now My body's attracting -
like a sweet young girl in a gangbanger's alley.

Un - der
Age Drink - ing
Thanks for getting me out of that horrible fear
Now I think it's time I got me another

BEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!