[Verse 1: Darius]
Well, me and ol' Bert had to sit in this house all night,
So, we played around 'til something wasn't right.
We looked outside, to see whatever was happening.
There were some big fast guys in that old movie,
Running around looking for trouble, you see.
I talked to Bert, and said, "What do ya see?"
Bert said, "The Ernie Gang."
There never was a sound of the sonar,
Not even a rocking chair.
They went so fast the town heard it far,
Keigan said, "You can't see them there."

[Chorus: Keigan]
Cause they've been squeaking their ducks in the buddy's face,
Their father was worried about the mess of this place.
They broke their best photo and who's to take this vase,
Of the flowers they used in this thing.
And there's the couch that they used to bounce on like a bed,
They should've used the dog to play with instead,
And his ball was missing, they wonder who is to blame,
You call them The Ernie Gang.

[Verse 2: Darius]
Today, they flew like a bird, and sailed to the sky.
They had wings on and said, "Do you think we'd fly?"
I had to watch them steal the neighbor's pie and eat it.
I needed to call the telephone and call the neighborhood there,
I called Terrence Bradbury with a Big Carebear,
I said, "We've got a problem, they've been living here in my country.
They've been making a lot of wreck in the city,
When the giant duckie told them to.
And there's been panic in this whole town,
Cause they covered the alley with some Elmer's glue.
They've been dumping Bert's oatmeal on a little girl,
She cried to her mother, cause they make her hurl,
They cheered her and her mother up, along with a twirl.
Clapping their hands in the game.
They sneaked up in the street and banged Oscar's trashcan.
'til he banged them back using a frying pan.
He said, "Go away, you've been playing around, that's real lame.
Now get lost, The Ernie Gang!"

[Outro: Bert]
I said, "When he gets home, he'll go to jail.
The police will lock them out, they'll never get bailed.
The mail has came and the news wouldn't be blamed.
It's totally lame.
With the Ernie Gang.
The Ernie Gang.