-> "The Dark Side"
Original Song Title:
"The Good Stuff"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Dark Side"
Parody Written by:
Travis (aka Skittlez)
The Lyrics
Well, Me and my master had our first big fight
So I drove around till i saw the bright lights
of the death star
It just seemed worng so i pulled in
Not a soul around but the old storm trooper
doubted vader and lookin half alseep
But he walked up
he said what ill it be
I said the Dark Side
He didnt reach around for his blaster
He didnt offer me a beer
His helmet kinda got cloudy
He said you cant find that here
Cause its the first Jedi Killed on a summer day
Vaders all worried when you get home late
And dropping the saber in the big black pit
Cause your hands are shaking so much
Its the way that you look with your robe and your mask
Killing Padawans the whole first year
and asking for masters to keep
vader from killin you
Yeah man thats the dark side
He took of his helmet
and started smoking hash
I smiled and said Ill have some of that
We sat there and smoked as an hour past
Like old freinds.
I saw a black and white picture and it caught my stare
It was mean sith with dark red hair
He said thats my master
Taken about a year after he died
I spent 5 years with the jedi
with the sith took him from me
But ive been dark for 3 years now
Cause the one thing stronger then the jedi
Was the sight of them killing mace windu
The way they adored that big bald head
He lost it that day when anakin gave him
what he was wishing for
And its a new red saber saying killem all
Being right there when i was darth Maul
And Grabing my saber
when obiwon shut me up
Yeah man thats the dark side
When you get home youll start to cry
when you say im sorry
Go to the darkside
And look into those eyes
so deep in rage
and drink it up
Cause thats the dark side
Thats the dark side
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