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Song Parodies -> "When the 'nado Touches Down"
Original Song Title:
"When the Sun Goes Down"
Original Performer:
Kenny Chesney and Uncle Kracker
Parody Song Title:
"When the 'nado Touches Down"
Parody Written by:
Jason Reeher
The Lyrics
As if we needed another limp-wristed alterna-crap hit from Uncle Kracker, he shows up on the country charts, this time with Jimmy Buffett wanna be and resident lamester Kenny Chesney. What can save the world from this less than dynamic duo, who are on tour all summer? As long as tornadoes and tour buses don't mix, we can always dream, can't we?...
Big funnel clouds up in the sky
A truck and a cow go flyin' by
Watchin' a twister in the evening light
Gonna be a big tornado tonight
When the 'nado touches down,
We'll be dyin'
When the 'nado touches down,
We'll be flyin' like a kite
When the twister comes in, over the water
Everything is flatter when the 'nado comes down.
Hearin' the thunder all day long
No more lame Uncle Kracker songs
We'll sleep in a homemade fort
Cause it just aint safe in the trailer court
When the 'nado touches down
We'll be dyin'
When the 'nado touches down
There'll be no more bad songs
When the twister comes in, and hits our tour bus
Nothin' left but dust when the 'nado comes down.
No more "Tractor's sexy" crap
No more lame-ass Kracker rap
Nothin' to do but stare at the sky
'Til they both "Drift Away" and it's time to fly!
When the 'nado touches down
No more Kracker
When the 'nado touches down
No more Chesney, too
When the twister comes in, down on their tour bus
It'll sure relieve us
When there's no more bad songs.
A truck and a cow go flyin' by
Watchin' a twister in the evening light
Gonna be a big tornado tonight
When the 'nado touches down,
We'll be dyin'
When the 'nado touches down,
We'll be flyin' like a kite
When the twister comes in, over the water
Everything is flatter when the 'nado comes down.
Hearin' the thunder all day long
No more lame Uncle Kracker songs
We'll sleep in a homemade fort
Cause it just aint safe in the trailer court
When the 'nado touches down
We'll be dyin'
When the 'nado touches down
There'll be no more bad songs
When the twister comes in, and hits our tour bus
Nothin' left but dust when the 'nado comes down.
No more "Tractor's sexy" crap
No more lame-ass Kracker rap
Nothin' to do but stare at the sky
'Til they both "Drift Away" and it's time to fly!
When the 'nado touches down
No more Kracker
When the 'nado touches down
No more Chesney, too
When the twister comes in, down on their tour bus
It'll sure relieve us
When there's no more bad songs.
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