-> "Campsite (Revised Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Save Me Tonight"
Parody Song Title:
"Campsite (Revised Version)"
The Lyrics
Need to head out of here
Recharge myself, get back in gear
Heading for the wilderness
This city boy sure needs a rest
I’ll live just like a pioneer
I’ve got my lawn chair and my beer
I’ll sit out there in the trees
Call pizza delivery
But I was startled when I arrived
At my rental camping site
'Cause I can't find an electric light
At my rental camping site
There’s no broadband access jack
For my iPod and my Mac
No place to plug my TV
How will I play games on my Wii
The only bathroom's down the trail
The scent makes a strong man quail
What we need are fewer trees
More modern-day amenities
The wasps are swarming from several hives
At my rental camping site
And poison ivy is in my eyes
At my rental camping site
The ants are biting at my toes
I realize now that camping blows
I’m being stalked by grizzly bears
So where’s the concierge?
I can’t believe that I’m still alive
At my rental camping site
And now my crotch is a home for lice
At my rental camping site
I'm packing up now, I leave tonight
From my rental camping site
I think a Hyatt will be just right
That’s the place I want, for my camping site
Leaving tonight
Need a Starbucks tonight
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