Living my life in a slow van
Dont think I can even stand
I aint seen the sun shine in three long days
Been fillin up on cupcakes and twinkies
Wish I had a little debbie
Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my pants

I throw your Wrappers away
Sat down and ate a cake
I cant even chew when I'm laying
Next to them
I throw your Wrappers away
Sat down and ate a cake
I cant even chew when I'm laying
Next to them

I saw you last night at quik-stop
You had a lunch cake and some pop
I was loaded up on chips and beer
We've been apart four a long time
Because I dont like the generic kind
I havent seen my toes in fourteen years

I throw your Wrappers away
Sat down and ate a cake
I cant even chew when I'm laying
Next to them
I throw your Wrappers away
Sat down and ate a cake
I cant even chew when I'm laying
Next to them

I saw you yesterday with an old friend
A mr. goodbar and a pie with raisins
Since you've been gone they just don't
Taste the same
You are the size of two
Your kankles cover up your shoes
I was once big bertha
I used to be called that too
I thought about food for a long time
Cant seem to get it off my mind
I dont understand why were eating like we do

I found your Wrappers today
Sat down and ate a steak
I just called to say I need you
and your income
I found your Wrappers today
Sat down and ate a steak
I just called to say I need you
and your income

I just called to say I love you
and your income