hello fat ladies around the world.
got a new way to diet so tell all the fat*** girls
tell the lardies the jumbo's and the chubbies too.
were about to lose wieght and i know just what to do.
put you finger in your mouth like you dont care
slide by the toilet and then throw up everywhere
lose your lunch....lose your lunch.....lose your lunch quick momma
c'mon people now lets lose some wieght

now throw up!
its the easy way
when you regurgatate
youll see results the next day
throw up!
its the easy way
when you go and puke
you know that youll be heard

now all you skinny bulimias
who think your fly
theres got to be a reason
and i know the reason why
you try to say that your dieting
and think your cool
but you gotta realize that i
throw up alot too.

if your fat and you know it be free to
diet. we dont have the time to do the atkins diet.
no atkins! no atkins! no atkins for me! momma..
c'mon baby tell me what to do

now throw up!
its the easy way
when you regurgatate
youll see results the next day
throw up!
its the easy way
when you go and puke
you know that youll be heard