-> "Scarred"
Original Song Title:
"Evolution"
Parody Song Title:
"Scarred"
The Lyrics
He’s missing all his fingertips
He’s bleeding on the ground he lays upon
He just broke his femur bone
(Dislocation)
I twinge as he cries and whines
He’s cryin’ cause he can not recreate
I don’t think he will be fine
(Watch his arm break)
And I'm sorry, but I believe
By the evidence that I see
That extreme sports is not for me
Annihilation
Does not look like fun
And why
Do these guys even try?
They’re hurting their insides
That skateboard hit him right in the eye
Some guy
Just thought that he could fly
Took his BMX bike
And fell after going really high
The docs put in stitches and screws
They still don’t know if this guy will survive
Now he has one arm, not two
(Cause they took one)
And this guy may have broke his bones
He’s gonna show the camera all his scars
He’s doing all this to get on
(Television)
And this guy just lost his face
Right to the camera, he says
“I’ll go out there and try it again”
No education…
Mind pollution…
And why
Do these guys even try?
They’re hurting their insides
This loser must be out of his mind
Some guy
I’m surprised didn’t die
When he thought he could fly
Crashed his skateboard from way up high
He just hit the ground
He’s feeling the pain
Teeth are on the ground
His face now is changed
He still hasn’t found
His teeth on the ground
Takes a look around
(You can see his brain)
When he hit the ground
He would rather drown
(He’s feeling the pain)
He still hasn’t found
His teeth on the ground
(It’s more than a strain)
When he hit the ground
Why
Do these guys even try?
They’re hurting their insides
These losers must be out of his mind
And why
Do these guys even try?
They are controlled by
A camera coming into their lives
And why
Do these guys even try?
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