-> "Braless"
Original Song Title:
"Thoughtless"
Parody Song Title:
"Braless"
The Lyrics
Thumbing through the pages of my magazines
Pushing all excess cleavage down, down, down
I thought that you said you wouldn't date me.
Then you saw my tits hanging on the ground, ground, ground
Why were you always making fun of me?
You think it's funny?
You always thought my breasts were ****in' lumpy.
You see my breasts jiggle like Jelly.
I want you crying, *****, you'll never make a pass at me
All of my boobies can be seen.
Never thought you'd think, you liked braless women.
So you try to tear my shirt off.
See my boobs hang down.
What the hell you thinkin'?
Thumbing through the pages of these magazines.
Victoria's Secret, ain't no secret, ha, ha, ha.
I getting a black top to match my bikini,
But I'll just go naked,
**** those tops and bras.
Why were you always making fun of me?
You think it's funny?
You always thought my breasts were ****in' lumpy.
You see my breasts jiggle like Jelly.
I want you crying, *****, you'll never make a pass at me
All of my boobies can be seen.
Never thought you'd think, you liked braless women.
So you try to tear my shirt off.
See my boobs hang down.
What the hell you thinkin'?
All my bras are gone, they're burnt (gotta take the shirt off)
The boys smile and smirk( gotta take the shirt off)
I'll never ever, never ever, ever wear another bra.
Gotta take my shirt off!
(repeat 8 times)
All of my boobies can be seen.
Never thought you'd think, you liked braless women.
So you try to tear my shirt off.
See my boobs hang down.
What the hell you thinkin'?
All of my boobies can be seen.
Never thought you'd think, you liked braless women.
So you try to tear my shirt off.
See my boobs hang down.
What the hell you thinkin'?
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