Smoking all the reefers that you gave to me.
Pushing all the mary jane down, down, down
I wanna see you try to take the bong from me
Come on, gonna put you on the ground, ground, ground

Why are you trying to get stoned like me?
You think it's funny?
What the f*** you think it's doing to me?
You take your turn smoking all the weed
I think you are wasted off that acid you gave to me

All of my weed cannot be found
Police all around ,"I am bongless, really."
So you can try to search me now
Beat me to the ground
You will see me suing

Looking at the hallucinations you see
Leprechauns smiling at you, ha, ha, ha
They wanna kill and rape you because you stole their weed
And I'll light the lighter
And I'm blown, blown, blown

Why are you trying to get stoned like me?
You think it's funny?
What the f*** you think it's doing to me?
You take your turn smoking all the weed
I think you are wasted off that acid you gave to me

All of my weed cannot be found
Police all around ,"I am bongless, really."
So you can try to search me now
Beat me to the ground
You will see me suing

All my friends are gone, they cracked (weed'll take you down)
They all smoked and laughed (weed'll take you down)

I'll never again smoke a bong
Gonna take you down
(repeat 8 times)

All of my weed cannot be found
Police all around ,"I am bongless, really."
So you can try to search me now
Beat me to the ground
You will see me suing

All of my weed cannot be found
Police all around ,"I am bongless, really."
So you can try to search me now
Beat me to the ground
You will see me suing