Song Parodies -> "I Will Eat You (The Cannibal Song)"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe In You"

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Original Performer:

"I Will Eat You (The Cannibal Song)"

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The Lyrics

I don't believe I know you, although I like your face
I don't believe that your sports will make you out-run my pace
I don't believe your skinny, for that would be a crime
I don't believe I'd cook for fun, or just to pass the time

But I will eat you
And I will eat you

I don't believe that beauty will ever change your taste
I don't believe your hair and skin will ever go to waste
The joker isn't smiling, when served with our desesrt
I don't believe you're dead, but tearing off your flesh will hurt

But I will eat you
And I will eat you
But I will eat you
And I will eat you

And once dinner has been served for today
Nothing in the world would ever taste the same
Just to add some bread and maybe pb 'n j
I'd give anything to eat you again and again

'Cos I'll be eating you
I will eat you
I'll be eating you
I will eat you
I'll be eating you
I will eat you
I'll be eating you
I will eat you

'Cos I will eat you
And I will eat you
And I will eat you
And I will eat you
I'll be eating you
I will eat you
I'll be eating you
I will eat you
I'll be eating you
I will eat you
I'll be eating you
I will eat you
I will eat, I will eat
I'll be eating you

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