This food is delicious
I like your new car
Someday if you keep it up you'll be a star
That dress makes you look thin
Oh, your color is definitely black
Love your '80s hairstyle and disco's coming back!

(Chorus)
Friends are such good liars
Pour it on thick
Not telling lies, just small fibs
(So ignore) what you heard
Small lies don't hurt
(You heard of little white lies)
Honey, you're not fat, I like your thighs!
(Teacher) Yeah, your kid is pretty bright!!!

You really deserved that promotion
No, baby, you're NOT a nerd
You have the loveliest voice I've ever heard!
Why of course you could be my protege
Honey, you're still a man
Your Mother-in-law is wonderful says Dan!

(Chorus)

I'm gonna give up all of my drinking
I'm gonna get up and find a job
I'm gonna stop making complaints
I'm gonna stop doing drugs
I'm gonna be more forgiving
I'm gonna support the ones I love
I'm gonna stop cheating and lying
I'm gonna be a better dad to my son

Empty promises without feeling
I don't really wanna lie
I couldn't do what I wanted to do
So I let the bullsh-t fly
I think that they believe me
The truth makes me so sad
It often escapes me
But fibs aren't all that bad

Hear my words
Little lies
(Tell them all the time)
But I feel satisfied

Hear my words
Little lies
(Tell them all the time)
Don't wanna make you cry

Tell you honestly, I'm trustworthy
No honey, there's nothing bugging me
You're prettier than your sister in sincerity
You're make-up looks nice, Mon cherie
Yeah, it would be nice to take a holiday
To your In-laws? Probably...
Propane grills are alright with me
Well-done meat, right... it is more healthy!
Of course I believe in serial monogamy
I'm such a liar, but no apologies!