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Song Parodies -> "(I've Got Very Big Testicles)"
Original Song Title:
"Poker Face"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lady GAGA
Parody Song Title:
"(I've Got Very Big Testicles)"
Parody Written by:
Gari J
The Lyrics
A problem that maybe men might not want.
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I’ve got a large set and they don’t fit in my jeans
Standing sitting walking and I’m only in my teens (I hate it)
A serious condition you may think it what guys want
But once you here my song I’m sure you have a change of heart
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow
I wish it not, don’t want what I got
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow
I wish it not, don’t want what I got
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-testicles
(umm umm umm wah)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-testicles
(umm umm umm wah)
I wanna smaller pair and that’s okay with me
Like frigging rugby balls I cannot close my knees (I hate it)
Sometimes I wish that I was born without a gun
But my life is so tough it is so tough it isn’t fun, none
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow
I wish it not, don’t want what I got
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow
I wish it not, don’t want what I got
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
(umm umm umm wah)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-testicles
(umm umm umm wah)
if your laughing that’s disturbing
I’m wondering
Are you lying, bout your weapon
Cos this song is so stupid, that I’m paro deeing
Cos me now want a smaller whino
I cannot walk that very tidy
I promise this, promise that
Check this hand out its painfulness
Don’t want big
Don’t want big
Don’t want no bigger testicles
(I just cant walk that tidy)
Don’t want big
Don’t want big
Don’t want no bigger testicles
(I just cant walk that tidy)
(X2)
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
(X3)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-testicles
(umm umm umm wah)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-testicles
(umm umm umm wah)
Mum mum mum mah
I’ve got a large set and they don’t fit in my jeans
Standing sitting walking and I’m only in my teens (I hate it)
A serious condition you may think it what guys want
But once you here my song I’m sure you have a change of heart
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow
I wish it not, don’t want what I got
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow
I wish it not, don’t want what I got
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-testicles
(umm umm umm wah)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-testicles
(umm umm umm wah)
I wanna smaller pair and that’s okay with me
Like frigging rugby balls I cannot close my knees (I hate it)
Sometimes I wish that I was born without a gun
But my life is so tough it is so tough it isn’t fun, none
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow
I wish it not, don’t want what I got
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow
I wish it not, don’t want what I got
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
(umm umm umm wah)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-testicles
(umm umm umm wah)
if your laughing that’s disturbing
I’m wondering
Are you lying, bout your weapon
Cos this song is so stupid, that I’m paro deeing
Cos me now want a smaller whino
I cannot walk that very tidy
I promise this, promise that
Check this hand out its painfulness
Don’t want big
Don’t want big
Don’t want no bigger testicles
(I just cant walk that tidy)
Don’t want big
Don’t want big
Don’t want no bigger testicles
(I just cant walk that tidy)
(X2)
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
(X3)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-testicles
(umm umm umm wah)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-testicles
(umm umm umm wah)
Hope AMIRIGHT allow this its a clean bit of fun no dirty words in here.
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Took balls to write that one!!!
What Mark said! In the words of Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: "Holy Testicle Tuesdays!" This song's got bounce! Oh, I was predicting you'd write a Lady Gaga parody one of these days. You did a really great job with the song. Bouncing around 555's!
Lol Mark S thanks, I love Ave Ventura first is best, I read your lady gaga and thoought I'd give it a go. I hear it all the time on the radio where i work and its annoying so this is a little bit of payback
Pretty good. I can really relate to that. No body wants giant nuts.
: ) exactly Addicted Cat thanks for the comment
I must refrain from any details, but Portugese Ranchers still roar with laughter from their wheelchairs, at CowboyDave's early attempts to enter the ~BullBusiness~ from stock purchased in Mexico . . .
Man this guy has got it bad aint he big balls and he's dissing Miss L GagA you should be proud of you huge dong.
UnknownVO is that you TT it reads like you infact positive its you I could be wrong, Lar de da if lady gaga like men with huge sacks then he's definitely luck indeed.
Took too many "male enhancement pills", huh? Now, *there's* a new sp*m possibility: 'male de-hancement pills"! And no, DK who is unKnownVO, aka unKnownVotress and various related nicks, but she has commented at some of mine, and the comments usually include a reference to a Cowboy. Generally very nice comments, even if the references aren't always obvious, and of course, we appreciate everyone who v/c in good faith on our works. -- TT.
As AIR's leading edge-pusher (others' opinion, not mine), would just add that as long as you stick with double entendre, puns, or proper terminology ("testicles" is a correct anatomical term), usually it flies. Just no profanity, obscenity (bleep it, or *** it, if you must), or explicit pr0n-type stuff. Personally, I had a ball with this (or two).
As AIR's leading edge-pusher (others' opinion, not mine), would just add that as long as you stick with double entendre, puns, or proper terminology ("testicles" is a correct anatomical term), usually it flies. Just no profanity, obscenity (bleep it, or *** it, if you must), or explicit pr0n-type stuff. Personally, I had a ball with this (or two).
LOL thanks for clearing that up TT noticed a bit on your comments you use a different name but then I should have noticed the TT in the comment itself DOH!
Very good Gari J. My dad has testiles larger than yours. They are the size of those big christmas ordiments on Wal-Mart's tree.
that was really funny. i love the origonal song, but i am telling my friends this!
lol
Cody I feel your dad he must wear some really baggy trousers, but I'm curious to know how you know the size of your dads testies XD. Ninja Panda share it with as many friends as possible :) thanks for he comments both.
that rocked my socks it took big testicles to right that one
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