-> "I Don't Speak Baby"
Original Song Title:
"Telephones"
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Speak Baby"
Parody Written by:
BenSwitzer
The Lyrics
Hello, hello, baby;
You spoke, but I didnt hear a thing.
I keep hear ya talkin
but I dont understand what you're saying.
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
You're not speakin clearly
Sorry, I do not understand you,
I dont speak baby.
I dont speak baby
I dont speak baby
Sorry, I do not understand you, I dont speak baby.
Just a second
its hard to make out what youre trying to say
And I cannot understand you
when youre crying baby
I should have left you
at home with daddy
And now you wont stop cryin'
I dont speak baby
Stop cryin', stop cryin'
I dont want to hear anymore!
Not while we're at the grocery store.
Stop cryin', stop cryin'
I just cant take anymore!
Not while we're at the grocery store.
Bay, bay, bay, bay, bay, bay
Stop cryin baby
Bay, bay, bay, bay, bay, bay
You're cranky
Bay, bay, bay, bay, bay, bay
Here's your bah-bee
Bay, bay, bay, bay, bay, bay
Can cry all you want
when we're at home
and no one's gonna hear ya
when were alone indoors
but please stop crying
in the grocery store
Cry all you want
when we're at home
and no one's gonna hear ya
when were alone indoors
but please stop crying
in the grocery store
The way you blowin up
won't make me leave no faster.
Get the stuff no faster,
Check out no faster.
Should of left ya at home,
'cause this is a disaster
Cryin like a whiner
Sorry I dont understand ya!
Not that I dont love you,
Im just real busy
And I am getting tired
of you crying b-baby.
Somtimes I feel like
I live in some Baby Nation.
Tonight I'm not hearin' no cries,
'cause I'll be sleepin'.
'cause I'll be sleepin'.
'cause I'll be sleepin'.
Tonight I'm not hearin' no cries, cause I'll be sleepin'.
Stop cryin', stop cryin'
I dont want to hear anymore!
Not while we're at the grocery store.
Stop cryin', stop cryin'
I just cant take anymore!
Not while we're at the grocery store.
Bay, bay, bay, bay, bay, bay
Stop cryin baby
Bay, bay, bay, bay, bay, bay
You're cranky
Bay, bay, bay, bay, bay, bay
Here's your bah-bee
Bay, bay, bay, bay, bay, bay
Can cry all you want
when we're at home
and no one's gonna hear ya
when were alone indoors
but please stop crying
in the grocery store
Cry all you want
when we're at home
and no one's gonna hear ya
when were alone indoors
but please stop crying
in the grocery store
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