-> "It's Crabs"
Original Song Title:
"Just Dance"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"It's Crabs"
The Lyrics
Verse 1
I met this hottie at a club
I took him home without a rush
Then we got physical, one look and I was throwed
I chose his body over love
First, goal, get him out his clothes
I want to see him naked, keep it coming, boy gimme more
So fine I, just give him all of this love
And boy you know it comes with a price, that’s right
Hook
It’s Crabs
In a real bad way, itchy scratch
That’s Crabs
Don’t be mad at me, baby don’t
It’s Crabs
In a real bad way, I gave you crabs
Crabs, crabs
Yeah I gave you crabs
Verse 2
That was the purpose of this night
To burn you with all of my might (All my might, right!)
You wasn’t smart enough, couldn’t even call my bluff
I am the sluttiest in town (everyone knows)
Boys, oh they are all the same
A little skin I show and I get them calling my name
Bop, hoe I am really not ashamed
Cuz you just fell and now I gave, I gave
Hook
U Crabs
In a real bad way, itchy scratch
That’s Crabs
Don’t be mad at me, baby don’t
It’s Crabs
In a real bad way, I gave you crabs
Crabs, crabs
Yeah I gave you crabs
Uh-oh,
So you’re salty wanna dog me but oh no-no
Who’s the real hoe?
Uh-oh,
Bet you’re salty try to dog me but we both know
Who’s the real hoe!
Hook
Its Crabs
In a real bad way, itchy scratch
That’s Crabs
Don’t be mad at me, baby don’t
It’s Crabs
In a real bad way, I gave you crabs
Crabs, crabs
Yeah, I, gave, you,.... crabs!
(Repeat 2wice)
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