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Song Parodies -> "Butter Face"
Original Song Title:
"Poker Face"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Butter Face"
Parody Written by:
Lon
The Lyrics
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Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I wanna do her like they do in a porno
Hit it then I'll quit it, but her face has got to go
(I hate it)
Her body is so slammin,' but her face is a disgrace
She's a Playboy bunny that's been crossed with a monster race
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
She'll get me hard, only in the dark
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
She'll get me hard, only in the dark
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I need to bag her like they do with groceries
Or stay behind her with her on her hands and knees
(You know it)
Having her wask would be a good option
'Cause baby when I'm looking at her face I will not cum, cum
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
She'll get me hard, only in the dark
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
She'll get me hard, only in the dark
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I won't kiss you if I'm sober
Lose my boner
For your noggin I'm not bloggin'
I'm not staying I'm just running with my cum not cumming
Just like my dick in a cold shower
Get me drunk before we do make out
You're hideous, hideous
Use my hand 'cause I'm done with this
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I wanna do her like they do in a porno
Hit it then I'll quit it, but her face has got to go
(I hate it)
Her body is so slammin,' but her face is a disgrace
She's a Playboy bunny that's been crossed with a monster race
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
She'll get me hard, only in the dark
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
She'll get me hard, only in the dark
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I need to bag her like they do with groceries
Or stay behind her with her on her hands and knees
(You know it)
Having her wask would be a good option
'Cause baby when I'm looking at her face I will not cum, cum
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
She'll get me hard, only in the dark
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
She'll get me hard, only in the dark
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I won't kiss you if I'm sober
Lose my boner
For your noggin I'm not bloggin'
I'm not staying I'm just running with my cum not cumming
Just like my dick in a cold shower
Get me drunk before we do make out
You're hideous, hideous
Use my hand 'cause I'm done with this
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
Cannot stand,
Cannot stand
No I can't stand her butter face
(She'd really scare somebody)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face
(Mum mum mum mah)
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So you are THE Lon from What The Freak, are you not. I once posted a comment on one of your threads that you liked. Not sure what to say about this material and whether this is OK for Amiright. What I know is that I posted a few sexual things some years ago and it seemed like I triggered the ire of Amirights Junior anti-Sex League, so I stopped. But then again, it could have been my own personal troll feigning outrage with multiple sock puppets. So, perhaps its best to go easy here and play it by ear.
Since you apparently had paying gigs doing this stuff, maybe you can render an opinion on a "piece" I did about Juliet Anderson called "The Mighty Peg" Its at the very bottom of my Author Page. Im about 50 down from the top at 281 ..... And then, just to see the sort of.grief I took check out a parody of "Money" called "Cunny" and note the battle royale between me and the trolls. You'll have to use the Beatles index to get to it
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